“If you only last 3 mins, that’s not sex. I might as well finger myself in the bathroom at work! Boy bye!”
“When u tweet song lyrics and someone replies with the next line…”
You’ve probably heard of the word “fitspo” as it’s been relevant for a few years now, but in case you haven’t, it stands for “fit inspiration.”
Do you spit or swallow the kernels?
Comparison is, after all, the death of happiness. But seeing beautiful pictures all the time just makes you realize — you’ll never have those cheekbones.
“If you’re laying in bed, full AF, but also thinking about that leftover pie—I feel you.”
We’ve all been there. No, we’re not very psycho, or needy, or insecure. The problem is the constant prevalence of accessible, real-world competition that makes us feel like shit.
Kanye dramatically holding an umbrella.
“This poor sap’s just waiting for it all to end.”
“Mom, did you know that you had all these wands and this hat in your bathroom?”