“Doctor Mike” will restore your faith in our healthcare system.
“I chose her less and less. Every day, for three years, I chose her a little less. I stayed with her. I just stopped choosing her. We both suffered for it.”
“When you’re at work checking the time and it’s 3pm, then you check again 3 hours later and it’s 3:13pm.”
When it comes to dating we can really let social media get in the way of having a happy relationship.
As soon as soon as my love mentioned his ex-girlfriend, my inner confidence curled up into the fetal position.
But really…is it a puppy or a bagel?
Dog Fail Videos >>> Mondays
“Of all the abysses in all the towns in all the world, he stares into mine.”
Having your nickname for each other be ‘King’ and ‘Queen.’
Tell them you’ve moved to Yemen. Don’t move to Yemen.