Fits everything into one text: Taurus, Leo, Virgo, Capricorn, Sagittarius Libra
Sends multiple texts: Aries, Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces, Gemini, Aquarius
Only look at these if you aren’t worried about having sweet dreams tonight.
“Everyone here is physically healthy and emotionally unstable.”
There’s nothing wrong with your mood that a pair of giant boobs won’t fix.
Super-obnoxious photos from “Instagram’s Playboy King.”
What. Is. This.
“I’m in a ‘We’re in a fight but he doesn’t know we’re in a fight but it’s definitely his fault we’re in a fight’ mood.”
“The extreme sex coupled with his love of shark week will make for an ocean romp he’ll NEVER forget!”
Hiding out from the puparazzi.
If you do enough research, you’ll find that the Internet is harboring some seriously scary shit.