Fifty excruciatingly gross and cringeworthy videos of pimples and cysts being disgustingly popped. One is bad enough—can you take FIFTY?
“You are a work of art. Not everyone will understand you, but the ones who do, will never forget about you.”
If you’re a poetry addict like I am, you’re always craving creative bursts of inspiration wherever you go.
Each photo we post is an island unto itself, a snapshot of the seas of our lives. The illusion of Instagram is, like a travel brochure of the Caribbean, it offers only the majesty and spectacle of picturesque vistas, ignoring the endless waters between isles.
Short: Virgo, Sagittarius, Cancer, Aries … Tall: Aquarius, Taurus, Leo, Capricorn, Leo, Pisces
“The pain that you’ve been feeling can’t compare to the joy that’s coming.” —Romans 8:18
The only problem with each photo is deciding whether the cat or boy is cuter.
“I like to live in my head because it’s awesome in here.”
Before date one, you have to ask yourself a critical question: Will pictures of you and your hypothetical new lover be a hit on Instagram? If the answer is no, how can he possibly be the one?
“I had sex with two different guys an hour apart. When the 2nd guy when down on me, he said that I tasted like a condom.”