Getting belly button piercings. I don’t care how skinny you are now. They look ratchet.
Don’t get me wrong, I love looking at a good plate of food when I open my Instagram. I don’t however enjoy looking at a photo so clearly staged at a restaurant to the point where I can visually see you standing on a chair to get that oh so popular food picture angle.
4. Double tap unto others as you would have them double tap unto you.
What happens to a broad abroad stays abroad.
The last time you fight and they say all the mean things you’ve thought about yourself out loud.
4. You really aren’t one hundred percent sure he would never do it again.
“#beach #sand #FunDayAtBeach #LoveMyFriends #Instapic #Instalove”
There is no better private investigator than a woman with Internet access and a curiosity.
No better way to start your day than laughing out loud.
Dogs are awesome. Dogs are the best.