You base your self-worth on how many likes you get. You know exactly the type of person I’m talking about. The one who posts a picture on Instagram, and then spends the next hour watching people like it.
If you don’t follow Olive on Instagram, you will after seeing these adorable photos!
“There is only one thing better than a glass of wine… A bottle.”
This is art!
I’m not the only one. There are millions of fucked-up men in the world and even more fucked-up women out there ready to fall for them.
New York City is really a wonderful place…to take photos of.
When you were showing your mother pictures of your ex’s new chick on Instagram and she tried to zoom in, resulting in a double tap (a like).
Whether you’re downing shots of tequila, or putting on sweats for Netflix, weekends when you’re single can be a bit unpredictable.
Trump ain’t got nothing on us cats.
“I heard a loud popping noise followed by the woman falling to the floor. She was screaming my a** is gone!!!”