He doesn’t want to be “Facebook Official.”
I see it happen all the time in fashion — people mocking and belittling a piece of clothing or a style because they’re threatened by it and can’t offer any insight on it.
Baristas at Starbucks think it’s a funny game to intentionally spell people’s names wrong.
A hefty percentage of users fall under a certain category, or can be grouped as a type. Seeing these same stock characters and accounts is what makes Instagram worthwhile.
6. If you post an OOTD (outfit of the day) every day of the week, I’m done with you.
You see, that witty bio is going to paint us in the way we want to be seen when maybe, hopefully, that person whose pictures we were flipping through last night decides to stalk us too. How romantic.
The parallels are endless; that’s why I’ve decided to spare you the hindsight-bias and answer those questions by combining my perceptiveness with their Instagrams.
For what? More like, what NOT for?
If your hair is messy, you’re probably trying to say: I look really cute in this picture and by poking fun at my hair and I get away with posting this selfie without being “that girl”.
A woman gazes from her black and white setting as she leans against a motorcycle. She wears a pair of overalls and a collared blouse.