“Can I get pregnant from my dog? Can my cat?”
On Driggs today in Williamsburg Brooklyn, between n9 and n10th, some man was yelling all sorts of obscenities from the 4th floor of the ultra-expensive condo building “The Driggs.” Primarily, he was focused on yelling at people walking on the sidewalk with little…
The Internet is home to two types of commenters: trolls and idiots.
You’re probably an overweight pescetarian who doesn’t understand why replacing chicken with pasta and girl scout cookies hasn’t earned you the thigh gap.
Get ready to facepalm hard.
I joined MENSA the other day, mainly because I was running out of ways to be an asshole.
In what could be a clever but ultimately (maybe) destructive bit of viral marketing, some guy in church-town suburban Utah just opened a smoothie store and is charging liberals $1 extra for his product.
“Should I watch a movie or should I shove nails into my eyes?”
This article is intended as an explicatory primer on/ analysis of the Lana Del Rey phenomenon that you can send to your Facebook friends, your mother, your coworker who has just heard of her yesterday, or to someone who says to you next year, “oh yeah, what was the deal with that one singer last year again?”
I bet you woke up this morning wondering what hell Junie Browning is into these days. If you didn’t, tomorrow is another day. In Junie’s world, though, things are rather complicated. Tomorrow, for Junie, really depends on whether he can make it over the Thai border before someone kills him.