What’s perhaps most interesting about New Yorkers waiting for a natural disaster to hit is that we have to be bored. Really bored until something terrible happens. “Being bored” is most New Yorkers’ version of hell. We live here specifically so we won’t ever be bored!
Tell real-life scary stories, like the one time you didn’t have health insurance or the pregnancy test you took in college.
Buy two gallons of ice cream. If the power goes out, eat it quickly, before it melts.