Okay, maybe not make you want to volunteer as tribute, but it is pretty darn exciting!
“They are called careers.” Haywitch responded, “Do you know what that is?”
You love them, you hate them, but most of all, you’re embarrassed to be related to them.
In the real hunger games the INFP is first to get shot off their podium because they were daydreaming during the countdown and don’t notice that the games had actually started.
Or at least not die within the first five minutes in the Arena.
A bunch of friends, jokin’ around on the information highway, makin’ dick jokes.
What are all of the CSIs and Grey’s Anatomys missing? Cats.
Men rape and do wars and shit and make all the bad things in the world happen, they have never contributed to anything in history.
Jesus was tortured and executed by the state. So to avoid that happening again, we should…vote for the pro-statist left? Huh?
I’d heard about the Katniss-Peeta-Gail love triangle and consequently thought that the series was just a dystopian version of Twilight with less repressed sexuality and more little-kid fighting. Oh, how wrong I was.