“People say, ‘Are you just acting?’ Well, you can’t act when you’ve got a fist up your butt.”
1. I will use social media wisely. If I have work to share, I will share it. But I will never blog/tweet/Facebook about how hard writing is or how many words I wrote today. Nobody cares!
It’s all about the stickers and emojis. Typing is so 2013!
This lip-sync contest is a gift from the gods.
So if I were you, I’d make absolutely sure that you understand the consequences of making such an unwarranted and baseless claim against a man as powerful as Donald Trump. Because let me be clear here: if I see a headline, if I see so much as an Internet blurb with the words “Trump” and “lunch” in the same sentence, I am going to bury you in litigation.
Bizarre combinations of cravings: It is extremely inconvenient that I want to eat both Chinese food and a giant watermelon at the same time.
You didn’t fool anyone.
“After the shoot is done we go our ways, I’ve rarely spoke to the girls I worked with much because a lot of them are pretty broken and I’d avoid them if I didn’t have debts to pay.”
Over the weekend, Key and Peele announced that their Comedy Central sketch series will end after its current season.
Your friend not only gets the snail mail, and the shout out on Instagram, but you send them a present and a text and you celebrate with them as much as you can even if that celebration doesn’t include a plane ticket.