I say probably, because let’s be real, the night escaped you a little bit.
DTF = Down To read Foucault w/ u all nite long ladies ;P
You have a natural disaster survival kit in your house. And your car. And your office. Really, you can never be too prepared.
You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams and because your boyfriend forgot to pick up your Xanax prescription at CVS.
You’re currently “reading” ten different books.
Bored at work? Waste time with the following friends and acquaintances.
While they’re fantastic at demanding your attention, the minute you give it to them, they don’t want it anymore.
The day that they made you run “The Mile” in P.E. class was your Vietnam.
Wow, Tumblr is weird.
It’s that time of year: Somehow, everyone and their dog has landed a paid internship with NASA over the summer.