It’s called capitalism guys, and it’s good when I’m the one consuming.
This is, well, impressive.
You try to get as close as possible to the car in front of you so another car can fit behind. The car that squeezes in behind you gets too close to your back bumper and now you’re pinned in and unable to leave the spot.
“I know a few female strippers, and they’re amazed with what women try to get away with because they’re women.”
3. Agree to activities we aren’t into but that we know you’ll be amped for.
You know that ambitious dream you’ve always wanted to accomplish? Yeah, it’s not happening today.
I really can’t care anymore because, according to my ma, I only have about 20 good years left in me.
Some people just can’t keep it all together. It happens to the best of us.
You realize that your looks really don’t matter as much to people as you’re convinced that they do.