All of the blowdryers.
1. It’s all in the eyes.
I’m not joking.
You will stick to beer from now on when you go out drinking. You will only drink vodka on special occasions, like Christmas. Or Friday.
With her long list of ex-lovers, Taylor Swift is a pro at communicating all the emotions involved in a breakup.
Sometimes I feel like a trip to IKEA is a metaphor for my life.
10:35am: Start Gchatting your friends about happy hour.
The stores are already offering ridiculous pre-Christmas sales, so we might as well take advantage of all the savings.
6. The person who constantly lies about little things.