“Given the number of dudes I’ve seen without their shirts on I’d vote twice for that law if I could. Most guy’s chests are offenses against nature.”
I can’t stop laughing!
Whenever you’re telling your friends a funny story, it always ends with them asking, “Wait why did you do that?” and you responding, “I don’t know, it sounded like a good idea at the time.”
Annie and Jenson discuss their instincts in the bathroom.
“Cheerleaders can’t shower without having a lesbian orgy.”
To speak up when you have something of value to say, even when you’re too scared.
I don’t care if you’re on birth control and he’s the captain of the football team, ejaculates gold, and is “definitely STD-free”—USE. A. CONDOM.
Congrats! You tolerated each other for an extended period of time! Gold stars all around.
Chris Pratt (Andy Dwyer) was only supposed to be on the show for six episodes, but the writers and producers liked him so much that they wrote him into the show as a series regular.
“That he bought an engagement ring after we’d only been dating for a month and a half.”