“After the shoot is done we go our ways, I’ve rarely spoke to the girls I worked with much because a lot of them are pretty broken and I’d avoid them if I didn’t have debts to pay.”
Over the weekend, Key and Peele announced that their Comedy Central sketch series will end after its current season.
Your friend not only gets the snail mail, and the shout out on Instagram, but you send them a present and a text and you celebrate with them as much as you can even if that celebration doesn’t include a plane ticket.
I am riding a hill slower than you would like me to. I am taking a second to gain momentum at the stop sign. I am doing all of this on purpose, to make you hit me, so you will be late again and it will be my fault.
After chopping down a cherry tree as a youth, Washington swore to tell the truth, “the brutal f*cking truth,” as he called it. He also LOVED to curse.
Tina: Anne Hathaway, you gave a stunning performance in Les Misérables. I have not seen someone so totally alone and abandoned like that since you were on stage with James Franco at the Oscars.
Over 50,000 visits were to a discreet adultery website that promises “no-strings-attached fun, hot steamy action and erotic encounters.”
5. “I spend probably half my life in bed.”
7. He pees in the shower—WHILE I’m in there.
LOL these all might be a little too real.