1. I’ve been really busy and don’t have any time.
He also sat down in his own poop and his butt was stained green.
No beef, huh?
“You have such a good head on your shoulders.”
You get a phone call at midnight on a Wednesday. It’s your best friend. She’s sobbing. Her boyfriend of a year has ended their relationship because it just wasn’t working for him anymore.
Sleepy dog wants more sleep.
I genuinely believe that texting is the worst thing that’s ever happened to the dating world.
I remember a time when I’d lose my mind over a fresh package of ballpoint pens from Office Depot. Now, I rely on naps and tea to keep me from turning into Patrick Bateman.
You are everything I strive to be, which is why I will always be daddy’s girl.
What I’m getting at here is that we have to help each other because we’re in a particular bathroom situation as women.