Name two better albums than Big Willie Style and Willenium. You can’t do it and if you think you can then you’re a liar.
All I need is a banana and some pre-workout supplement to really set the pump off.
All of the blowdryers.
1. It’s all in the eyes.
I’m not joking.
You will stick to beer from now on when you go out drinking. You will only drink vodka on special occasions, like Christmas. Or Friday.
With her long list of ex-lovers, Taylor Swift is a pro at communicating all the emotions involved in a breakup.
Sometimes I feel like a trip to IKEA is a metaphor for my life.
10:35am: Start Gchatting your friends about happy hour.