Whether or not the cat likes you is a huge make-or-break in any potential relationship.
15. “I swear to god, I’m nine inches” — Ross, 20
What a coincidence, me too.
Ahh, fashion. The ever looming, ever elusive aim to be “trendy.” What clothes should I wear? What word mash-ups do I use?
I dated a nice guy once. He was funny, helpful, a good listener, and the sex was really good. But then he warned me… he warned me that he was not as emotionally available as I was.
Here are the cutest puppies.
Even if you do everything right, the best you’re going to get is one of those sideways glances, like she’s making you think that she thinks you’re full of baloney.
I would like to give a particular shout out to 2:20 and beyond, which was maybe a little too real, if I’m being honest.
I have a fat ass that can be traced all the way back to the ninth grade.
My opinion on gamers has been similar to my opinion on wood lice—they’re kinda icky and disgusting, but if you don’t go near them, they don’t bother you that much
There’s nothing more gratifying than just not doing something.