On average, how many hashtags do you include on an Instagram photo?
When the phone cord tangles up?? Cannot deal with that sh*t!!!
When a little girl asks you what a VHS is, and you suddenly feel like you’re 23 going on 89.
The ghost of Richard Nixon.
Sunsets. The sky can be a beautiful place. It is also the most photographed thing on the internet besides your 14-year-old niece’s face after discovering selfies.
Downtown = fancy name for street with the most shops.
Some women will never want to sleep with you—and that’s okay.
“WHAT?! IMMA GO TALK TO MY TEACHER TOMMORROW THEY ACCIDENTLY MARKED ME ABSENT”
He’s gonna remember this birthday prank forever.
Hey fellow dudes! Let’s give the ladies a break in the kitchen. FOREVER.