The Dark Light is a comic strip series that plays with perception through the eyes of a depressed and negative girl named ZeeLee, and Thetiko, a very twisted and positive angel who follows her around.
1. Can I touch your stomach?
Because if you don’t drink it, then that grape lady from the YouTube video will have fallen in vain.
While the act of standing in a crowded bar with a group of acquaintances and getting drinks spilled on you sounds like a perfect way to end your week, a few other ideas come to mind first.
1. Housing This is probably the most controversial choice on the list. It seems like it would be a blast to live with your best friend. Wrong. Ever heard the saying, “Don’t shit where you eat”?
She’s funny! She’s endearing! She cooks pancakes and makes up cute songs about the syrup!
Enjoy it while it lasts.
Food is the first and last priority of the day. And, there is no line to what we’ll do for the perfect meal.
Oh you’re outgoing? That is code for faaaaaaaalaming.
If my life had a tagline it would be: You can’t outsmart the liquor.