Unfortunately the 2015 Myspace layout looks like MSN and Yahoo!’s homepages made a baby, but then they went on Maury and found out MSN was not the father — AOL’s Homepage is actually the baby daddy.
Dear Nickelback: Sorry I had to break the news to you about Avril :/
I have a challenge for everyone who could identify as an anxious perfectionist: try not giving a shit.
Anxiety dreams occur when the daily stress and insecurities of our lives go all Freddy Krueger and infiltrate our unconscious minds.
It’s already pretty normal to share a bed.
1. I stole and crashed their car to get some late-night Taco Bell.
You’re always late to work.
Singing-a-long at the top of your lungs.
The destruction is total but it probably won’t convince the truly committed.