“i’m deleting tinder 4 u”
You can dress them up!! Well, the smaller ones anyway…this becomes more challenging when one of your fur babies is a 130 pound Rottweiler.
So I’m watching Peter Pan XXX, an Axel Braun Parody.
When Gaston is not enhancing celebrity strands at the salon, you can find him inappropriately advancing both women and men on Tinder.
Those worries keeping you up at night—the ones where you picture yourself jobless and loveless at 25—they’re normal.
“We had tickets to a Broadway show. I ate something that disagreed with me and shit my pants while running to the bathroom. And to make matters worse, I was wearing a thong.”
You send her articles like this.
“A guy shoving hard boiled eggs up his rectum.”
As most women know, dating in New York can be an exciting, thrilling, frustrating, and soul-crushing adventure.
You are convinced you’ve gained 1,000 pounds within 24 hours. You’re a monster. You’re hideous. You’re unlovable. You’re so bloated that you feel like you’re smuggling a giant balloon under your shirt. WILL YOU ALWAYS BE THIS WAY? IS THIS HOW YOU LOOK NOW? FOREVER???