Some customers just like to have really complicated drinks for fun and would ask us how they could “fill every box”!
Sure, putting yourself out there or taking a huge risk can result in a major face-palm moment, but I think not even trying to be different, to experience new things, or to open yourself up to possible humiliation — well, that just seems so much worse than actually being embarrassed for a few seconds.
There is something grand and beautiful about singularity.
You know when David Bowie sings in “Modern Love”, “I know when to go out…know when to stay in…get things done”? He may as well be singing about a Taurus.
In the words of New Jersey Governor Chris Christie, “you’ve maximized your tan.”
Everyone asks if you’re vegetarian “or something.”
While it is terrifying to think of these cretins getting into your personal information, it’s important to stay one step ahead of them. That’s why I’ve decided to leak all of my personal and controversial pictures now before someone else does it for me.
While walking up the tourist-infested sidewalk, Devon saw the Scholastic store and suggested that we check it out.
This is guaranteed to brighten your day.
Having a crush is the most exhilarating thing in the world, aside from certain recreational drugs and / or small roller coasters.