I went to see The Menzingers play in Tampa a few weeks ago with some friends. I had a blast.
The United States ranks 23rd in the world for alcohol consumption per capita. This is disconcerting considering we are falling behind in education and health care, along with the fact that the dollar is down
18. He got his chewing gum stuck in my bush.
Ladies, when you’re with a guy have you ever thought to yourself, “Let’s cut to the chase—how big are you?”
Don’t worry girl, I got you.
There are certain things you expect at a Katy Perry concert.
11. Use that famous phrase, “No, I’m just looking.”
5. The Significant Other Friend Approval Like
For months I have been hearing people talk about a dating app called Tinder, and after several pushes from my friends, I finally decided to see what all the fuss was about.
I know it seems a bit pretentious (not to mention unbelievably nerdy) to compare our minute existences with the larger-than-life world of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, but that’s partly why I love this show so hard.