Period, why do you hate me? Are you upset with me for not being with child? Does Uterus call you drunk and crying every month about how empty she feels?
Learn to keep my place very clean as my norm, as opposed to my exception.
Save old selfies. On the days when you are lying in bed with nothing to do, post one of those old but HOT pictures of yourself. Likes guaranteed.
Here’s your guide to domestic bliss.
Self-love is so important.
This is the memorial Harambe deserves. I miss him so much…
You need to drink water.
Who came up with this idea??
Let’s all hope Kanye never stops being Kanye.
These made my day better.