When choosing your place for a date, don’t pick anything too expensive; Cancers tend to be thrifty.
Cheap dates are the worst dates.
It can be difficult because what if your mom decides to surprise you and do your laundry, only to discover a dresser drawer full of your most private collection?
It’s not always pretty, but I guess no one could accuse him of having a publicist write his tweets for him.
The way I see it is: I can have just as much fun for a fraction of the price, and devoid of drama, all from the comfort of my bed as opposed to the discomfort of my heels. It’s a no-brainer.
These are, without a doubt, the top five vines of the year.
Your dick’s fate is in her hands—well, her figurative hands.
Everything costs more in Australia, AND our dollar is worth less than the American dollar.
Reserve football time for getting your own stuff done.
Are the plates bigger in America, or do they just fit more on the plate?