These women would all be basement rape-slaves if it wasn’t for the feminist movement.
It wasn’t you, it was me. I was having a very Girls-esque quarter-life crisis and I needed to get the fuck out of dodge.
1. The Telling Her To “Relax” Button
Picketers had to purchase their supplies from Family Dollar first.
Beyonce and Jay-Z are getting a divorce! Or they’re not, who knows.
It’s incredible how the human mind works.
Just because you can’t have the best doesn’t mean you can’t settle for the rest.
I’d like to say that I’m always going to be better about this stuff now, that seeing how not bad this whole thing turned out to be was an important learning lesson for me in how fears are just illusions multiplied by your imagination but I’m not sure.
Oh man, these are embarrassing.
When the idea of meeting strangers on the web, as opposed to in a dark, smelly bar, came into the fore of modernity, many of us were… well, we were still minors.