9. Who needs being sore?
Thinking you’re doing everything right… and gaining weight.
To correctly spell this word I’ve always had to think of it as “bussy-ness.”
6. Internet to stop allowing uploads of cat videos.
I love Helga Pataki. This isn’t a secret. I named my Ukulele after her. She is my spirit animal, my guru, my Beyoncé.
I spent 24 hours playing The Tinder Game, and here are my high scores!
Netty knows about your secret Hoarders obsession, and instead of mocking your questionable taste, simply recommends similar programs. That’s love.
“blue waffle” – dear God where is the eye bleach
Don’t worry about trying to fit into a label. You aren’t meant to. By nature of just being human, you’re going to be so many different things. BE ALL THE THINGS! ALLLL OF THEMMMMM.
Arrive early, and present the hosts with two bags of chips. Eat both bags before kickoff.