To anyone under 21, the main benefit of babysitting is access to a vast supply of free booze.
Here’s a list of some (free ‘n easy) things you can do to conquer a bad day:
The average American tax refund ranges from $1,000 to $5,000. With this wad of cash, there are a plethora of luxuries that you can now afford. What can you buy with those ten newly minted Benjamins?
How did Pocahontas learn how to speak English in sixty seconds?
To me, I don’t even see a dress. I see culture.
Back in my day, we actually had to use an app to count how many steps you took. It was brutal.
Twitter is always too funny!
Don’t ever, EVER move to Colorado!
If you pee in the trashcans and I catch you you will be cleaning that booth and I will be berating you the entire time it takes you.
Believe what you want, but no girl out there loves to have meaningless sexual encounters day after day and then act like it’s not a big deal immediately afterwards.