If I die within a month of publishing this, you’ll know the Illuminati is to blame. If I die any time after that, it is probably natural causes.
The Powerpuff Girls are 21.
I just tried doing it right now, but it’s not nearly as fun as I remember it being when I was much younger.
I stayed awake in bed, the radio on just loud enough not to disturb the rest of the house, trying to control my laughter, okay with the fact that I wouldn’t be getting to sleep for a while.
Since the Gods of Christmas (Santa?) placed the holiday right in the middle of cold and flu season, you need to take matters into your own hands to avoid getting sick.
This means you, 98% of men around the world.
Let’s be honest. Not all couples are perfect and “healthy.”
I’ve given it some thought.
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Please get rid of anything that looks like a litter of puppies has been born on it.