Your life’s motto: No plan is ever as good as a canceled plan.
Killing you softly with his hair, killing you softly.
Was Kim Kardashian was Kooler at age 13?
It’s going to take place in California. There’s going to be this really cool high school guy….
This video brought to you by Jackie Treehorn and the absurdity of Toronto politics.
You can’t just tell people how pure your heroin is or where it’s from. No, you gotta brand it with a memorable name!
They sent this email to the wrong person. They definitely did. My resume has a cat on it — a CAT.
“Buy me a beer? BUY ME A BEER?! “
Dealing With Emotional Unavailability
Did you guys know this? Little Caesar’s of all places!