You send her articles like this.
“A guy shoving hard boiled eggs up his rectum.”
As most women know, dating in New York can be an exciting, thrilling, frustrating, and soul-crushing adventure.
You are convinced you’ve gained 1,000 pounds within 24 hours. You’re a monster. You’re hideous. You’re unlovable. You’re so bloated that you feel like you’re smuggling a giant balloon under your shirt. WILL YOU ALWAYS BE THIS WAY? IS THIS HOW YOU LOOK NOW? FOREVER???
Are you a Nice Guy? Are you always around to lend a shoulder, hand, or ear but never seem to get any farther? Are you sweet, considerate, and great at giving advice? Then FriendZone is the place for you!
1. Taking It Back why not? 😇 top @omweekend A photo posted by @baddiewinkle on Feb 7, 2016 at 3:15pm PST 2.
Take a sip if the girl is super klutzy but everyone finds it adorable. Two sips whenever she pours coffee on herself.
“Okay, it’s only 1am, I can still get six hours of sleep if I go to sleep right now.”
There is no doubt in my mind that oversized knit sweaters and leggings are a delightful match made in heaven. All you need after a crappy day at school or work is undying comfort.
Snapchat? Instagram? You have been constantly asked why you don’t have one.