It’s already pretty normal to share a bed.
1. I stole and crashed their car to get some late-night Taco Bell.
You’re always late to work.
Singing-a-long at the top of your lungs.
The destruction is total but it probably won’t convince the truly committed.
The bottom line here guys is that even doctors can’t be sure how the human body works, so we shouldn’t expect lawmakers to know either.
You’re not as sneaky as you think you are.
Why would you pee on the carpet on your first day?
Oh my lord, these are pee-your-pants funny!