You have a natural disaster survival kit in your house. And your car. And your office. Really, you can never be too prepared.
You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams and because your boyfriend forgot to pick up your Xanax prescription at CVS.
You’re currently “reading” ten different books.
Bored at work? Waste time with the following friends and acquaintances.
While they’re fantastic at demanding your attention, the minute you give it to them, they don’t want it anymore.
The day that they made you run “The Mile” in P.E. class was your Vietnam.
Wow, Tumblr is weird.
It’s that time of year: Somehow, everyone and their dog has landed a paid internship with NASA over the summer.
The finale features one of these gooey, grotesque parties, and honestly, it’s not all that different from watching drunk people eat Domino’s. But, even more incredibly, it also has a nutty incestuous scene in which the main character’s mother and sister’s bodies combine to form some kind of double-ended flesh finger trap, while his father’s head emerges from his own anus.
It’s not necessarily that I don’t want to go to prom, it’s that there are several things I would rather be doing than going to prom.