1. He never makes cute gestures or performs simple acts of kindness.
If a person texts you back quicker than you could save 15% or more on car insurance, they hold you in pretty high regards.
We all have these moments.
This is now my favorite version of this song ever. None can contend.
I can’t stop laughing at these.
It was as big as my thumb, I’m not even joking.
Upon meeting the women I was to share a house with for the next few days, my Hollywood vision of Paris had begun to slip away.
I’d rather be in a human centipede than a group text.
Earning that title takes more than simply being the guy with the cliché toupe or cliché glass eye or cliché facial nipple.
For tourists visiting a town for the first time, taxi drivers often serve as ambassadors, the human gateway to the sights, sounds—and, often, the smells—of a new city.