“WHAT?! IMMA GO TALK TO MY TEACHER TOMMORROW THEY ACCIDENTLY MARKED ME ABSENT”
He’s gonna remember this birthday prank forever.
Hey fellow dudes! Let’s give the ladies a break in the kitchen. FOREVER.
THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: A TIGHT VAGINA DOES NOT A VIRGIN MAKE.
He’s always kinda felt like my dude who just so happens to run the country.
Y’all ain’t got no chill.
You are a people pleaser to an almost ridiculous degree. You don’t ever want other people to be disappointed with the choices you make, so you try to take everyone’s preferences into consideration.
Some really freaky clouds.
Whatever it is – SCREAM IT!
Honestly, anyone less than a Hemsworth is settling. I’m that perfect, you guys.