So she went to the plumber’s boss, and he got “flushed” so-to-say.
Also, he looks like Kevin Malone from “The Office.”
When your socks get wet. It’s like all of a sudden I know what it felt like in the trenches during WWI. Gangrene and athlete’s foot scare me more than they should.
“She sneezed, I said ‘bless you,’ we banged.”
Do your dreams feel impossibly out of reach? Do you know exactly what you want, but find endless obstacles in your way?
I have the solution to all your problems: magic.
Grandparents are the funniest people on the Internet, and you can fight me if you don’t agree.
We’ve got all the doggos and their li’l baby puppers you’ll need to keep you smiling for several minutes (or hours, depending).