That massive order of delivery is all yours and it’s beautiful.
You have no one else to blame for the shameful stack of dishes in your sink.
Your various Spotify playlists make it seem like your account is run by 17 different people at the same time.
“Sometimes, they just make coffee cups too small.”
High school Earth Science – “Where do clouds go at night?”
You don’t mind creepy pick-up lines on online dating apps. They just help you to weed out the duds that much faster.
I am halfway through the fifth minute of a strange contortion, my right leg is flung far out in front of me, my left leg is swept back, pelvis forward, and I am trying desperately to retain my balance. I’m clearly a masochist, I think to myself as a bead of sweat slips down my forehead.
Looking like you’re playing dress-up when you wear business casual.
I respect a project manager’s position in the agency ecosystem, which makes me wonder what it would be like to have a project manager for my life outside of work.
It’s important that everyone knows you’re down with technology. Plug all your devices in. Be swimming in a sea of cords.