“Cheerleaders can’t shower without having a lesbian orgy.”
To speak up when you have something of value to say, even when you’re too scared.
I don’t care if you’re on birth control and he’s the captain of the football team, ejaculates gold, and is “definitely STD-free”—USE. A. CONDOM.
Congrats! You tolerated each other for an extended period of time! Gold stars all around.
Chris Pratt (Andy Dwyer) was only supposed to be on the show for six episodes, but the writers and producers liked him so much that they wrote him into the show as a series regular.
“That he bought an engagement ring after we’d only been dating for a month and a half.”
“But yes, your teachers may be stupid. So are you, so am I, so is everyone (except Neil DeGrasse Tyson). The whole pleasure in being a human is in being stupid but learning to be less stupid together.”
Obviously, I’m balancing my very precious time between thinking about working out, not working out, and spending the beautiful and sunny daytime hours watching Law & Order: SVU.
“Why do you have so much stuff? Don’t you realize you have a roommate that has to fit in your room, too?”
I feel this deep, silent energy move through me, following her voice—from my toes up to my head. I’m here. I wonder if my mom is here, too.