Nothing screams “LIES!” louder than #RelationshipGoals posts all over social media. I’m not saying that these posts aren’t real or didn’t actually happen in real life. What I’m saying here is that these posts do not determine how real or successful anyone’s relationship is.
This guy has potential. He could be the real deal. If we keep casually hanging out and hooking up with them, they’re going to fall in love with us, right?
“i’m deleting tinder 4 u”
You can dress them up!! Well, the smaller ones anyway…this becomes more challenging when one of your fur babies is a 130 pound Rottweiler.
So I’m watching Peter Pan XXX, an Axel Braun Parody.
When Gaston is not enhancing celebrity strands at the salon, you can find him inappropriately advancing both women and men on Tinder.
Those worries keeping you up at night—the ones where you picture yourself jobless and loveless at 25—they’re normal.
“We had tickets to a Broadway show. I ate something that disagreed with me and shit my pants while running to the bathroom. And to make matters worse, I was wearing a thong.”
You send her articles like this.
“A guy shoving hard boiled eggs up his rectum.”