Can you think of one person that you want to be? Someone who is perfect? Perhaps someone you know? Can you think of anyone you know really well who has no issues or annoying quirks or acne? I believed in these “perfect people” when I was little, but I also believed in the Easter Bunny.
Make sure you use the appropriate safety equipment, and remember—they may bite when aroused.
The third most sweat inducing experience of one’s life is probably the first date. The first two, of course, being actually talking to the opposite sex in the first place and masturbating while your parents are home.
Understand the difference between Rihanna and Beyonce.
He was not hospitalized.
Downward Facing Dog
3. Broat – A boat full of bros, possibly beer-filled, and/or a bar on a boat wherein bros carouse and jag.
Don’t blow this off if you feel like you’re young and vibrant. NO ONE IS SAFE!
If you want to be a true diner champion, consider these essential bucket list items. Or don’t, and just dive into that awesome-looking ice cream waffle thing.
People are crazy.