1. A man who robbed a bank in Pittsburgh was caught after stopping to bum a cigarette off of a construction worker. After retelling the story on his Facebook page, the cigarette received over 300 likes for his act of heroism.
You’ll find this couple sitting on the same side of the booth in a restaurant, or sharing a pair of ear buds.
On her 18th birthday, I had sex with Teyana in her basement while her grandma was upstairs.
What the hell is even going on?
You have to learn to live with the fact that you are in the demographic for Tyler Perry movies.
Ryan is a well-rounded individual, as well as diagonal, congruent, perpendicular, and other geometrical qualities that met our incredibly strict flexible criteria. I had no choice but to hire him on the spot when I found him in my briefcase.
But it’s weird, you know? Living alone, existing primarily alone. I don’t dislike it, but it’s allowed for a good amount of me time, and I’m discovering a few things about myself.
Thought about strategies in examination performance.
3. Not Always Being the Designated Spider Killer.
Your life’s motto: No plan is ever as good as a canceled plan.