Sure that depression-era cooter is held tight by a lifetime of conservative attitudes, but you’ll think twice when you can’t wash the smell of Werther’s Originals off your dick.
ENFP: To brainstorm fun possibilities or plan an adventure.
I have been horizontal for 85% of this day.
“If you even dream of beating me, you’d better wake up and apologize.”
The bigger your hair, the closer you are to God.
Although that seriously awesome joke you made about the Royal Baby went relatively unnoticed (0 RT’s or favs), you are totally connecting with a diverse group of people on a new-aged level.
No one wants to talk about the show, but that’s literally all you want to do in life right now.
Saying “Thanks!” at the end of every single professional email, even though you are thankful for NOTHING.
‘The Office’ co-stars Mindy Kaling and BJ Novak are rumored to have made a book deal with Random House for 7.5 million dollars.
MVP Quote: “It looked like – if a hundred birds flew over and went to the bathroom, all simultaneously – that’s what it would look like.”