When one of you is doing something stupid, the rest of you are more than happy to set them straight.
The jig is up; you cry like Lilo in court, and the struggles are real.
People are wild.
There’s no shortage of people who will tell you having a baby means the end of everything: no more outrageous nights out; the slow, sad death of your libido; the awakening of an obsession with sweatpants and ponytails.
She said she was a pro at handling pain, which made me feel better about putting hot wax on a fragile old lady.
These parents DOMINATE the texting game.
She knows more weird and obscene religious jokes than you do.
Found on AskReddit. 1. Fucked a cucumber while on Vicodin. I fucked a cucumber while on Vicodin. 2. Jerked off with a banana peel. Used a banana skin to fap. It was amazing. 3.
If you’ve ever been in your 20s, or dated someone, or overthought things, or bottled up your feelings, or tried to be cool, or felt ugly, or enjoyed the occasional short story, or been a man, or been a woman, or been not yet a boy or girl, but not yet a man or woman, then you’ll feel right at home in this collection of Christopher Hudspeth’s writings.
“I went to a bar, and hung out with some friends for a while.” ….You watched How I Met Your Mother.