High school Earth Science – “Where do clouds go at night?”
You don’t mind creepy pick-up lines on online dating apps. They just help you to weed out the duds that much faster.
I am halfway through the fifth minute of a strange contortion, my right leg is flung far out in front of me, my left leg is swept back, pelvis forward, and I am trying desperately to retain my balance. I’m clearly a masochist, I think to myself as a bead of sweat slips down my forehead.
Looking like you’re playing dress-up when you wear business casual.
I respect a project manager’s position in the agency ecosystem, which makes me wonder what it would be like to have a project manager for my life outside of work.
It’s important that everyone knows you’re down with technology. Plug all your devices in. Be swimming in a sea of cords.
It’s Bar Exam Season. For those not familiar, that means that law students across the nation are currently in the midst of studying all day every day for a total of 10 weeks before they take a 2-3 day long exam at the end of July. If you or someone you know is one of these afflicted people, may the force be with you.
On average, how many hashtags do you include on an Instagram photo?
When the phone cord tangles up?? Cannot deal with that sh*t!!!
When a little girl asks you what a VHS is, and you suddenly feel like you’re 23 going on 89.