Having abs (for me at least) is like having gone to Harvard: It’s the sort of thing you have to mention within minutes of meeting anyone.
Getting the family together can always be a little awkward. I mean, these are people that you’ve known forever, but you probably only see a few times a year.
Somewhere along the line, actually years before, her conscious mind seemed to lose the ability to decipher between the truth and lies. Why, she was one of the charter founders of the Fact Free Universe, the Lieocracy we marinate in today. It had made her rich and cable news famous. Yet she was haunted by it when she tried to re-inhabit the body of the good
These snapchats were taken at the exact right moment.
Would you break up with someone for these reasons?
Courtney: Was only your friend when you had something she wanted. Like Adderall. Or your best guy-friend.
I feel things. Like, really feel them. I am constantly feeling. If someone is crying in front of me, I cry harder and louder. I am always crying—metaphorically and literally. My soul is so, so old.
Why is Santa so jolly?
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.