I may not be the boy who lived, but I can still be your chosen one.
Long Islanders root for the New York Islanders. New Yorkers wait until playoffs, and if the Rangers make the playoffs, then they root for the New York Rangers.
INFJ’s love to be in control, and naturally, they enjoy the power that comes with being on top.
It’s called the law of averages, I think.
Your friends tell you on a consistent basis that if it wasn’t for you, they’d probably be in jail.
Your boss gives everyone the day off, runs shirtless through the sprinklers, gets fired, and you get promoted.
4. It’s Going Down, I’m Yelling Tinder
2. After a brutal winter, it’s being reported that Boston still has giant snow piles — only now they’re being filled with dirt, trash, and anyone who bears a resemblance to Alex Rodriguez.
I love you so much, I’ll eat spinach.
When she gave us new things to think about post-sex.