We have a rover taking selfies on Mars AND we’re able to have conversations with our robot device that we store in our pockets (“Damn you, Siri!), WHY haven’t we come out with an oral contraceptive for men yet? Just saying.
Having a backslide with an ex. They know it’s not their job to be judgmental, it’s their job to be there for you to talk about it. Even if they don’t love your ex, and they don’t think the ex is good for you, they understand that support is always more helpful than being unnecessarily harsh.
He’s resistant to making plans, but then faults you for not being able to accommodate his last-minute request to “hang.”
“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” —Rita Rudner
Jenson meets a creepy aspiring perfume mogul at the gym and accidentally becomes his muse.
Taylor’s squad looking entirely unimpressed and like girls who for sure made you cry in high school. #VMAs
Who even comments on porn videos?
This is great.
Coffee. Sorry, I mean good coffee.
I can’t decide whether this is super cute or super weird.