I AM SCREAMING.
Why have Taco Bell come to you when you can have your entire wedding party and 200+ guests go to Taco Bell?
“The groom tried jumping into a pool from a second-floor balcony and broke his neck.”
This guy just wanted to tell his crush that he liked her, but not without the moral support of his best bro.
“He told me he doesn’t bother memorizing anyone’s name until after three months of knowing them.”
Cry your heart out.
You reach out to people who you love, who always start with being shocked and tell you how you deserve better, how unfair it is that this happened. Then, very quickly, you begin to see how stereotypically people fall into archetypes.
Who even has time for pants anymore?