Eating a meal at 3 p.m. of leftover kung pao chicken, tater tots, and pita chips & hummus.
How to cut tomatoes.
What. Is. This.
“I’m in a ‘We’re in a fight but he doesn’t know we’re in a fight but it’s definitely his fault we’re in a fight’ mood.”
The “pretty filter” captures a Scorpio woman’s mysterious, often unattainable, vibe.
Am I the only one who thinks puns are hilarious??
“Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home.”
If you can’t see my bra straps or my nipples, what I’m wearing is called a “strapless bra.”
Gummy Bears: You’re ridiculously fun, and people just love to have you around. You’re positive, bright, and optimistic. You’re attracted to other people with the same enthusiasm, but also spread yours, and love to share your good energy with everyone else.
When the privilege and lack of self-awareness doesn’t make these women children (the feminine plural of man child) appear blissfully ignorant and awful, their juvenile actions are what’s unappealing.