You don’t want your moral food standards to be trivialized by the masses, and by this point having Pinterest boards with names like The Simple Veganista or Raw Food is practically as obligatory as having a board for your future wedding. You are more unique, so make sure your eating habits are too.
What happens when you leave a Wal Mart ice cream sandwich outside in the sun for an hour? Nothing, apparently.
Men aren’t supposed to feel fat — you just go work out and run and diet properly and fix it. Studies show that most men with anorexia don’t ever seek help because it’s seen as a “women’s disease.”
Boy, I miss the days when I had money to blow on tobacco products.
With a little more than three weeks before the 27th season premiere of Shark Week begins, the hype is already boiling.
Strolling through a super-sized Walmart in upstate Maine on a dreary and drizzling Monday afternoon, I arrived at a realization that, at the time, shook me to my core.
These women would all be basement rape-slaves if it wasn’t for the feminist movement.
It wasn’t you, it was me. I was having a very Girls-esque quarter-life crisis and I needed to get the fuck out of dodge.
1. The Telling Her To “Relax” Button
Picketers had to purchase their supplies from Family Dollar first.