The Cynic. They will quickly turn even the best of news into a shitstorm of negativity. You got a promotion? Great, good luck doing more work. You’re pregnant? Wow that must be awful. You won the lottery? Statistically you’ll be miserable soon.
He takes a break from his standard 15-minute format to give us this gem.
“If we needed to talk about feelings, they would be called ‘talkings.'”
Contrary to the beginning of the movie Up, this video will probably just make you laugh, as opposed to tearing out your soul.
Tea is usually cheaper than coffee, so you’ll be spared from the experience of picking up a $7 espresso for them when you go out for a caffeine run.
There are a ton of weird things that go on during typical conversation. Let’s overanalyze.
Bringing back all that pent up teenage angst.
This, boys ‘n’ girls, is how Thirsty Dudes text Boss Ass Bitches.
REALLY, WHY ARE THEY POPULAR?
WHY ARE THEY EVEN POPULAR?