Confused? So was I.
While everyone reacts differently to alcohol, this is written from various things I observed during my freshman year of college.
Reverse littering, Russian style!
Gaby can’t keep it in her pants.
It seems to be a common trend when I get hurt and run to him that he’ll look at me and says, “You’ll be fine.” Thanks for all of the comfort.
He’s friends with Kanye West. It’s delightfully weird.
Chances are, if you are walking slowly in Manhattan, you are a tourist.
1. He never makes cute gestures or performs simple acts of kindness.
If a person texts you back quicker than you could save 15% or more on car insurance, they hold you in pretty high regards.
We all have these moments.