Because when historians look back at the 90s, we are all going to have to explain why we made this song a hit — and how we did it without a single shred of irony.
Did I lock the doors?
Because, according to TV executives, we’ll all be 23 forever!
We spend 3 hours doing various chest exercises. Tony’s the type of guy whose never done a leg workout in his life, but more than makes up for that with his frightening benchpress intimacy.
Everybody and their damn cat need to stop claiming to be an introvert.
Sleep hygiene becomes an actual thing instead of a weird myth you read about once.
Behold, the Single Father Paradox!
Sometimes, we wander around the store in a daze.
We’ve all been victims of IKEA.
Cleaning: the gift that keeps on giving. When everything is in its right place, that’s when you’re the happiest.