You will forget to wear deodorant and spend the rest of the day operating with T-rex meets kangaroo arms.
If I leave now, I could be back at my apartment in 55 minutes, wearing pajamas in 57 minutes, and watching Law and Order: SVU in 58 minutes.
You’re always forced to go shopping. Even if you hate it. Because you’re the only one who will tell your friend that the pants she picked out look like someone vomited mustard.
People ask you about goals and plans for the future and you develop an ulcer on the spot.
They’re always willing to help out.
6. An Aerosmith music video. It was the 90s, the Internet wasn’t around yet.
if u spend the whole day watching Netflix at least put in one of the educational ones halfway through~
“Held a girl’s hair while she puked….”
ENTJ – Ursula
A sarcastic BFF reminds you to find the humor in…everything. Even things you’d be totally terrified to joke about with other people.