“There was some fecal matter on his penis, which when he pulled out flung into the air and hit my face.”
Freestyle rapping about U.S. drone strike civilian casualties with Katy Perry
Aries may have the will of a survivor, but their temper sure isn’t going to save them.
Get the promotion. Travel. Perform stand-up. Put on a gallery showing. Make yourself a green smoothie every morning. I don’t know. Do it all. You have the time. It’s all yours. Make it count!
Trump just wanted to hold Melania’s hand, but she wasn’t having it.
Get yourself some guy friends who will wear pink silk robes and shave their legs with you.
Please, Bey, just hold off till Cancer season.
Trivial things used to kill my mood. And by trivial things, I mean perverts on the streets who think catcalling me will make me blush in a good way.
His “homo sex is a sin” sign and “women belong in the kitchen” shirt were no match for these students.