Rediscovering a favorite song and binge listening to it while you feel super nostalgic about your past.
It’s not that we consider the person sending the text unimportant, we just don’t think the actual act of texting is a priority.
But what if you’re just looking for a night of passion? Well don’t worry, I’ve got you covered too. Happy Humping!
Going for a stroll, browsing the mall, sitting at a coffee shop – these are things I simply can’t do.
When one of you is doing something stupid, the rest of you are more than happy to set them straight.
The jig is up; you cry like Lilo in court, and the struggles are real.
People are wild.
There’s no shortage of people who will tell you having a baby means the end of everything: no more outrageous nights out; the slow, sad death of your libido; the awakening of an obsession with sweatpants and ponytails.
She said she was a pro at handling pain, which made me feel better about putting hot wax on a fragile old lady.
These parents DOMINATE the texting game.