79. Cake is is pudding, ice cream is pudding, anything served for desert is pudding, even pudding.
There is no “i” in “team” but apparently there is one hidden somewhere in “group project.”
“…I ended up wandering the hallway, stark nude, for hours.”
“My boyfriend’s parents walked in on us having ferocious, naughty sex in their laundry room last Thanksgiving…”
#SundayFunday drinking my #saltedcaramelmocha!
What would you do?
Faciem durum cacantis habes!
They love comfort. They love it so much they’ll go to extreme lengths to be comfortable.
“This is… this is terribly uncomfortable.”
“Ben Carson has the personality of a televised golf match.”