Every meal, every outfit, every emotion – nothing is off-limits when it comes to being an oversharer.
1. Splash around in leaves, and conveniently forget that you’ll spend the next 3 days in a crazed state waiting for them to text back.
Come on and learn your ABCs!
They’re here tantalizing you.
You can sometimes feel your estrogen levels dropping and transforming into testosterone. And slowly, such hormones take over your whole life… in a very cool way.
Feel the excruciating embarrassment consume you.
I recommend turning the audio OFF. Nay, I demand you do so!
I’m onto you, Apple.
I had a summer internship at the Clinton White House.
Apartment living ain’t easy.