“When I was in high school this one guy went to the bathroom, pooped in his own hands, and smeared a handful of shit on the mirror, walls, footbath, floor and doorhandle. Smelled like a MF.”
People have posted some really funny stuff on Twitter this year.
Completely ignore them.
I went Carrie Underwood on him. If you don’t get that reference, just listen to ‘Before He Cheats’.
You want to separate the wheat from the chaff in your thirties and you don’t have time to dick around, so to speak. So the next time that seemingly perfect guy asks you on a date, cut to the chase and ask these thirty questions to avoid the pitfalls of your twenties.
Are you ready to have your soul cleansed??
“Am I a feminist? F— yeah, I’m a feminist. I think that unfortunately people who are maybe threatened by feminism think that it’s about setting your bra on fire and being aggressive, and I think that’s really wrong and really dangerous.” – Jenny Slate
Do not look at this post if you’re “politically correct.”