You can’t cure stupid.
“My girlfriend handles the bugs in the house. I simply scream.”
Swearing off the Internet once and for all because you just can’t stomach all the mommy blogger fear mongering anymore.
Ugh, these are too funny.
Seven-year-old Chloe Bridgewater didn’t want to wait to apply for a position with the company, so she sent a letter to “google boss” explaining just why she wanted to work for him.
A best friend will truly be there for every milestone in your life, even if they’ve got to put on a fake ‘stache and stand ten feet away from you at all times.
Because of the accident that left him paralyzed, the couple doubted they’d be able to conceive naturally.
“Being afraid to do non-masculine things because it makes them ‘gay.'”
“Lugging around purses that weigh more than a newborn.”
“Would you rather have to watch your parents have sex every night for the rest of your life, or join in once?”