You have to admit it doesn’t look good.
“Why do people keep asking me what part of the south I am from before I even tell them my name?”
This Twitter-user told the Deadpool actor that if he liked his tweet, he would tattoo the Reynolds’s name to his butt.
“Do different vaginas feel drastically different?”
Trying to flirt with a cute stranger at the park or walking home only to realize you’re holding a literal bag of shit in your hand.
You know in your soul that lakes truly are superior to the ocean.
Maggie’s profile says it all: “Send me $5, see what happens.”
“Guy came into the shop and asked for a bigger dick to be tattooed on his dick.”
You love wine, like, you’d rather die than not drink wine.