“Let a girl sit on your face while she reads a book or plays video games.”
Some of these are really…strange.
“We must release…the Biden!”
“Get called for an unconscious drunk at a bar. Get her out to the ambulance, she shouts ‘I’M HAVING A SEIZURE’ and starts waving her arms around. I tell her ‘people who have seizures generally don’t announce it first.’ Her response? ‘You’re being very judgmental, I was getting ready in case I had a seizure.'”
If you’re about to make a stupid decision they won’t hold back at all and will tell you you’re about to make a stupid decision. But once you go ahead and do it regardless, they will still be there for you because that’s what best friends are for.
You got decent grades in school – but your intelligence didn’t really show itself until later on.
You can post a maximum of one Instagram per day. Exceptions can be made for major life events like weddings, graduations, and avocado toast.
INFJ: In your past life, you were a con artist.
What’s your plan B?
A breakfast buffet. Why breakfast? Not only is it the happiest meal of the day, but it provides a wavering inkling of hope that the DMV won’t consume your entire schedule.