What’s wrong with a strapping, straight dude not minding being hugged from behind while lying in bed?
That the two glasses of wine I had at dinner won’t give me a hangover the next day. Because that’s what happens in your late 30s, people!
Easter mass is the longest Christian mass in the calendar and it is the same thing every DAMN year. How can you make this interesting again? Marijuana.
Found on AskReddit. 1. Touch the guards. You can mess around in front of them and they’ll ignore you, but touch them and prepare for a world of hurt. 2.
Creative insults for that one special person who truly deserves them; these are terrible and brilliant all at once.
TLI – Too Little Information
DJ Khaled: he the best. Or is he?
“OH GOD WHAT WAS THAT……We’re fine. It was just a piece of lint blowing in the breeze.”
Some people like to read Ernest Hemingway in the park while they wear thick, black-rimmed glasses. Some people like to go to music festivals and wear flower crowns on their heads. They honestly enjoy doing those things. Awesome. Good for them. None of that sounds fun to me, but I can think of plenty of people who would think they were cool.
10. A drunk NYU student or a drunk adult?