“Nobody is free… Everyone has a prison. Wife, parents, children, they all make prisons.”
Jolly Ol’ Hitler keeps reinventing himself after death, and he’s even more gangsta now than Tupac.
Just when the kid is about to cry, he goes in for the big save.
The longer we encourage “dating” apps such as Tinder, the more we can kiss that “saw fireworks, weak in the knees, finish each other’s sentences” kind of fantasy love goodbye.
That’s what you want to achieve — that humorous and effortless first impression. But does it ever work? No.
Now you know!
3. People will give up their seat for you, assuming you’re pregnant.
Some things you can do in life are inexplicably more badass than others.
Were we supposed to get the book already?