The longer we encourage “dating” apps such as Tinder, the more we can kiss that “saw fireworks, weak in the knees, finish each other’s sentences” kind of fantasy love goodbye.
That’s what you want to achieve — that humorous and effortless first impression. But does it ever work? No.
Now you know!
3. People will give up their seat for you, assuming you’re pregnant.
Some things you can do in life are inexplicably more badass than others.
Were we supposed to get the book already?
Settling for subpar food or something you didn’t order because your greatest life fear is getting someone to spit in your food in that back kitchen.
2. The Delayed Scholar
NO I didn’t mean to swipe no to you COME BACK! Is he gone forever now?! I STILL DON’T REALLY KNOW HOW THIS WORKS!
In an alternate universe, I’ve been dreaming to see well-known politicians and political leaders speak out in musical numbers by major artists.