This guy is a sad narcissist.
Maybe we aren’t alike enough. Will this last? Maybe I can’t tolerate our differences.
Do not trust a guy who orders a vodka soda.
There’s a groan and a laugh in every one.
You were way more emotionally invested in him than he was in you. Mostly because he didn’t know who you were. And also because you just fell in love with his Twitter.
This story has everything.
“If you can’t handle me at my worst you don’t deserve me at my best.”
This year was fucking tough. I can’t tell you that it’s going to be “better” next year. But God damn, I’m game to find out.
Scorpio: You sting anyone who comes too close, so it’s pretty inevitable you’ll be flying solo. You prefer it that way. People are terrible.
You’ve begun making life-altering realizations, like that if you refrigerate your crackers it cools down your soup faster.