Hiding out from the puparazzi.
Local Coffee Shop: You are lazy AF and like whatever is close by and within arm’s reach. However, what’s amazing for you and annoying for everyone else is that the person you find ends up being a one-of-a-kind, unique, cute, little creation of wonder.
I use a portion of my very valuable spare time to peruse the current male menu items on offer through any one of the dating apps that hasn’t pissed me off yet. It doesn’t have to be this way.
You can’t resist knowing the answer…
This is a list I’ve compiled of the sh*t people say to bartenders and what bartenders want to secretly say back.
Leo’s will throw a huge party and then humorously (or narcissistically) refer to it as totally “lit”.
“It wasn’t racist, it wasn’t sexist, I didn’t feel unsafe. I actually kinda liked them- how fucked is that?”
Watching anyone else eat a “Gogurt.” Brb, Still having nightmares.
I don’t think the librarian would look on that kind of thing favourably.