How To

Let’s be honest: who didn’t become super obsessed with learning how to control dreams after watching Inception? If I could trade places with Ellen Page and go dream-hopping with Leo, I’d never be awake for more than five minutes again. While you won’t be able to jump into someone else’s mind while they’re asleep, you can learn how to control your own dreams and have your own little fantasy world at night when you hit the hay.

Start texting his phone every 30 minutes. If you want to take it to the next level, do it every 15 minutes. Texts should be short, annoying, and unimportant. Examples: “I hate traffic, how about you?” and “what color are your pajamas”.