“Was discussing meeting up with a guy from Tinder and when talking about it he asked if I had any hot friends to bring along. I asked if he was bringing any friends and he said no.
Completely wrong. I misjudged the app itself; I misjudged the entire premise of talking to new people and meeting up with them.
How many women does it take to inspire one song?
People get really into preparing holiday meals— in the same way, people become almost disturbingly enthused about holiday sex.
The thought of falling in love with your best friend is terrifying and exhilarating.
The most awkward part of these meet-ups is that I often repeat myself multiple times related to the fact that I remember none of the truths or lies that I’d conjured up on the night we met.
I was just finishing up a day of shopping at the mall when I started making my way through the floors to my car. Along the way, I saw Tiffany, a girl I dated a little while back in the day, sifting through lingerie in Victoria’s Secret.
“No, YES, noooo, okay, ye-“
I hate you = I love you