For those defending the one-night stands, you two already shared your bodies; now all of a sudden you draw a line at sharing a bed/night together?
“If you put out but get rejected, you’re most likely annoying.”
She was what society would label a cougar, MILF, or mature woman. But I didn’t give a fuck; I wanted her.
3. It can be lonely sometimes, to feel like the only person who craves companionship.
He said he didn’t understand why I couldn’t lay in the same bed with him. Intimacy and sex are not the same thing.
This will work 100% of the time.
In my 8th month being pregnant he had a new girl to court.
When a guy notices that your boobs are different sizes.
“I was perfect. I was a gentleman to you, to all women.”
Make sure to selectively misspell words to show that you’re tipsy and having a great time.