Grope yourself. But not in a sexual way. Sometimes it just feels good to hold your boobs.
Throw a party— invite all of the boys your dad sent away/banned from the house in high school.
As soon as Kevin got suspicious that his whole family was missing, he would have sent off a quick text just to be sure that Santa hadn’t kidnapped all of them. Problem solved. The movie’s over in about 20 minutes.
“Denzel Washington’s Equalizer is more Home Alone than Man on Fire.”
This bottle is a detailed replica, even nailing the font, and makes a solid shelf decoration for anyone who refuses to buy vases and pronounce it vauzes like a fancy adult.
A fun prank is to give a pizza delivery guy a terrible tip and then make him think you’re a psychopath who’s trying to murder him.
1. Zack Morris (Mark-Paul Gosselaar) is now older than Mr. Belding (Dennis Haskins) was during the first season of Saved by the Bell.
Here’s a list of movies that are familiar, yet entertaining enough to help get you through a polar vortex without losing your mind.
Who wouldn’t jump at the opportunity to dress up as a Triceratops in the West Village?
Don’t waste your time reporting an endangered child to the police during the holidays. They’re way too busy wrapping presents to care about your possibly dead son.