“If you make a decision you know I won’t be proud of, call anyway.”
The ones that you secretly screengrab and send to your friends to laugh at, but would never repost—because knowing about them/enjoying them is too embarrassing to own up to.
A defining experience of my teenage years—actually, of my life—was joining my high school’s drama department.
“It was soooo good to see you” *makes gagging face*
Reminiscing will be a large part of your conversation. These are the only people who will really get all of your hilarious high school stories that your college friends just won’t understand.
If there is one thing you truly learn from a group project, it’s that you hate people. All the people.
If you thought dating them in high school was bad, here’s what they are like as adults.
Darren was my torturer. Like, it was as if we were in a 35-year-long marriage — that’s how obsessed he was with making my life miserable.
Someday you’ll love someone for their soul instead of their social status.
Hey— most of the time when you’re craving booze, you’re actually just missing that dopamine rush…so replace that addiction with another addiction.