Wife: something smells like poop in here. Me: that show we just watched took a crap in our entire house. #truedetective
HBO. You’re a trailblazer, boldly going where no one has gone before. Like a sweet-talking schoolboy, your charm helps you get away with things that others can’t, like swearing excessively, fornicating in public places, and dumping your significant others via post-it notes.
There is hope for this summer.
“If the only thing keeping a person decent is the expectation of divine reward then, brother, that person is a piece of shit.”
Men. Ugh. Is there anything they won’t ruin with their penises? It seems like every day I’m reading about some new aspect of my life that I didn’t realize was destroyed by men.
So, today I’m going to play shrink and diagnose some of the major psychological disorders that our Game of Thrones heroes and villains are certainly dealing with. Let’s hope they get the help they need.
MyIdol is taking the app world by storm, so we did what any website would do — use it to put our favorite Game of Thrones characters in compromising and weird situations.
Why do these book readers feel the insufferable need to spoil the coming events for viewers of the show?
Before Kathie’s disappeared, “she had told me that Bobby was taking Primal Scream Therapy, and he growled. I never heard him do it, but Kathie would say to me when she was on the phone, ‘He’s doing it now, can you hear him? He’s growling now.’”
Why are Hannah and Marnie in the bath? Surfboard.