We are thankful for you, your name will always be respected in our home, and your sacrifice will be honored.
Real women are not perfect and perfect women are not real. For real.
When she studies me, she focuses on my face, my expressions. She doesn’t realize I’ve been wearing the same leggings for three days now.
I will not lock away my swimsuits, nor my body, nor my right to go swimming and drink a beer in the summer.
Whether you are unable to, choose not to, or choose to, this does not determine your worth as a person. There may be people who feel inclined to comment or believe that they have a say in your decision, however the only decisions that matter belong to the party or parties directly involved.
Hint: Love is not enough.
I don’t want you to feel that a standardized test is a true measure of your worth and that grades are what define you.
I want my son to know that being a Feminist helps everybody. I want my son to understand that identifying as a Feminist does not emasculate you. Feminism is about equality, it’s about respect, it’s about making the best of the world we have.
Only women would sign up for this much crap.
Due to your substantial roll in building our family, you will be permitted to continue releasing eggs on a monthly basis as you see fit, until the day you shrivel up and turn into the useless, fleshy raisins you are destined to become