There is this little white-blonde asshole who basically just swarms around Harry to piss him off but chances are he is going to win in the end because he is, like, ten thousand times more attractive than Harry and also has magic too.
“If being good at Divination means I have to pretend to see death omens in a lump of tea leaves, I’m not sure I’ll be studying it much longer!”
“The Internet doesn’t just offer opportunities for misogynistic abuse, you know. Penis enlargers can also be bought discreetly.”
I first began reading the Harry Potter series when I was in third grade.
Hogwarts is tuition free!
Harry Potter and the Cursed Child will hit London theaters in 2016!
Because J.K. Rowling knows you better than you know yourself.
“I shall try and pull together the fragments of my shattered existence. I ask for privacy at this difficult time. *sobs* ” – JK Rowling
Our drinking games are ~*magical*~
I may not be the boy who lived, but I can still be your chosen one.