Shut up and take my money.
Believe it or not there are things we all probably don’t miss about college so here’s a nice reminder that will make us feel better about our current adult lives.
I honestly don’t think I’ll ever feel like a person ever again.
“Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home.”
You can never outrun the hangover.
“Just one glass of wine tonight”
Puking, as much as you miss it, is few and far between these days. You left the glamour of hangovers behind with your 20s, bless.
Hangovers expose relationships better than anything else.
Working hungover basically means you do no work at all.
You slept for about 3 hours total, the smell of vodka and olives is still on your breath, and now it’s time to go to work.