“Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home.”
You can never outrun the hangover.
“Just one glass of wine tonight”
Puking, as much as you miss it, is few and far between these days. You left the glamour of hangovers behind with your 20s, bless.
Hangovers expose relationships better than anything else.
Working hungover basically means you do no work at all.
You slept for about 3 hours total, the smell of vodka and olives is still on your breath, and now it’s time to go to work.
“Are we still on for today?”
These well-meaning “hangover specialists” are all paying forward different versions of that same conventional wisdom: namely, that there is a single best cure for the post-drinking blues.