Thank the heavens for whoever created the numbered hair-typing system. It makes it easy to understand the hair that’s growing out of your head and put label on it.
9. Pretend the man or woman of your dreams is watching you.
When you’re in Duluth, it’s worth driving over to Superior, Wisconsin just so you can say you crossed the Dick Bong Bridge.
4. Make Good Use Of Pre-Date “Research” (Internet Stalking)
If it’s a device, delete it.
So the management just puts a crappy bottle with a big markup in that slot, and everyone buys it.
Then, after delivered dinner, I drink six Red Bulls, and it’s back to another Serious Work Time to actually get some stuff done. That usually lasts until midnight, and then it’s asphyxiation time!
Leave your house with what Cosmo would call a “fresh, bare” face, but what all of us in the real world might recognize as a “blotchy, unsightly nightmare.”