2. “You look great but the muscular look is just not for me.”
Do you go to the gym?
A gym sits in the list places I don’t enjoy being at. They’re noisy, they’re smelly, and they’re filled with strangers that tend to stare.
Alright, leg day. Let’s do this. Let’s start off simple. Inner and outer thigh machine, or abductor, whatever the fuck it’s called. I literally do not feel the burn whatsoever. Let me up the weights a little bit.
It is music that makes you want to move, and I highly recommend it.
“I read that sleep is important for weight loss so I could lose a pound by just going back to sleep.”
6. The Overweight Class Instructor
It’s a chance to catch up on trashy television.
The gym is a healthy addiction, but an addiction nonetheless.
I’m not saying that all men get a kick out of flexing their sweaty biceps in front of a mirror after dramatically throwing down something very heavy but… okay, that’s exactly what I’m saying.