My shirt is from a donut shop — a hipster donut shop, yes, but still. Who wears a donut shop shirt to the gym? Me, that’s who. God they’re like horses they can smell my fear, they know I don’t belong.
Yesterday, my free 21-day trial pass to Gold’s Gym expired. It has been a good run, but it has made me reflect on why I do not believe in gym memberships.
2. “You look great but the muscular look is just not for me.”
Do you go to the gym?
A gym sits in the list places I don’t enjoy being at. They’re noisy, they’re smelly, and they’re filled with strangers that tend to stare.
Alright, leg day. Let’s do this. Let’s start off simple. Inner and outer thigh machine, or abductor, whatever the fuck it’s called. I literally do not feel the burn whatsoever. Let me up the weights a little bit.
It is music that makes you want to move, and I highly recommend it.
“I read that sleep is important for weight loss so I could lose a pound by just going back to sleep.”
6. The Overweight Class Instructor
It’s a chance to catch up on trashy television.