I am the guy that will challenge you. The one who will not let you settle, no matter how hard you try.
He’s sitting on his couch, playing Madden and pretending to be an actor.
The ones that whisper goodbye with the most beautiful words. The ones who say they’ll carry your memory in their heart forever, and then leave you just like that, with a charming smile and a soft kiss.
They won’t cheat on you: Most importantly, programmers spend a lot of time assessing compatibility. They will only commit when they are ready and, once they do, they will do whatever it takes to keep the relationship functioning.
He’s super sweet and caring for the first few weeks. He texts back right away. Makes sure you know how much he likes you. Then all of a sudden he gets distant.
A man who likes himself isn’t going to guilt you for posting a photo where you look sexy. He’s not going to demand you change your outfit before going out to a bar.
Any ‘Lord of the Rings’ movie: Elijah Wood carries a ring around New Zealand and a bunch of elves and wizards try to fight him. Somehow Martin Freeman is involved and I feel like he doesn’t wear shoes throughout the movie, so I want nothing to do with it.
Wesley, 2.5/5 stars. Why he doesn’t have 0/5 stars: He put four of his business cards in the fishbowl to win a free happy hour and promised you were invited if he won.
“Four years apart is a long time. I still love her, but I’m not in love with her anymore.”
He utters the sentence, “You deserve better than me.”