“I am ready to be assaulted with flavor. Take me to the feeding chamber.”
Killing you softly with his hair, killing you softly.
3. You caught yourself defending Guy Fieri in a moment of weakness.
I know you guys love Guy Fieri.
Love, peace, and taco grease!
Mothers and fathers of all of us 80s babies, we are terribly sorry for wasting your money and time for the now-obsolete things we loved in the 90s.
Pizza is like the entire food pyramid!
There are greater crimes than being cheesy—like, for example, being insufferable.