I’m your best friend. Or at least, I was. Now I’m just in your way.
I guess paying for your own Netflix is what ultimately classifies someone as a real adult. But there’s something about it being free and under someone else’s name that makes binge-watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer that much more appealing.
Kiss your old life goodbye and prepare for a plethora of bruises in the most obscure parts of your body.
Alternative title: I’m the designated ugly fat friend.
Her Instagram would be perfectly curated and she’d have guest appearances on Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Jasmine gives off major ‘Mean Girl In High School’ vibes, but for some reason, you still want to hang out with her.
Superheroes were the people who had to fight for what they believe in. Sometimes they even have to fight to figure it out.
Blood doesn’t make family and four walls don’t make a home.
A lot of people are going to walk in and out of your life over the next few years – learn to say goodbye.
“Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can’t lose.” — Bill Gates
Find your quiet time. People often think this has to mean meditating in the middle of an empty space in some kind of yoga position. But you can find your quiet time anywhere. Try driving in the car for ten minutes in silence, or sitting on the train without looking at your phone, or going on a walk and bringing nothing with you. Don’t worry about finding your thoughts. They’ll find you.