Do you own one of those silverware separator things?
Sometimes it feels like there are so many things you have to see, accomplish, be, and do at the age of 22.
Alcohol will not disinfect your internal wounds, no matter how much it stings on the way down.
I thought the word for a girl’s “private parts” was “bagina.”
You see a pretty woman and you automatically look at her… hand.
You’re still more amused by prank phone calls.
When I moved from my twelve-student sixth grade class into an 800-person combination middle and high school, I got hit by something I never expected: crippling shyness.
You need to take a nap before you leave the house.
When we were little, my parents maintained order by allowing my older brother Rick to come up with punishments for any wrongdoing in the house.
Hello everyone. My name is Sam and I finally realize that I am 26 years old and it’s suddenly becoming less and less cute to still be dependent on my parents for things.