There are way too many ignorant jackasses in this world; don’t be one of them.
Friends are the perfect reality check, because who other than your friends are willing to share their biggest weaknesses with you?
You start to think about what’s next. You start to picture yourself in different places. You mindlessly start scrolling through job searches in random towns just to see what you can find.
We don’t see the point in doing it the hard way, if there is an easier way. That doesn’t make us lazy. It makes us forward thinkers.
Don’t wish your life away, because you’ll end up where I am, reminiscing on your childhood and wondering when you grew up in the blink of an eye.
I feel sad for the girl I was before I traveled. Not because of the travel in itself, per say, but I wish I could tell that girl that there’s a bigger world out there.
Puking, as much as you miss it, is few and far between these days. You left the glamour of hangovers behind with your 20s, bless.
No matter how hard I tried to keep chapstick on their dry lips, or make sure they took their multivitamins during breakfast, or picked up their loose toys and put them in the chest, or swept the floor, I felt like I was never going to catch up.
Independent Study 408: How to Avoid Telling Your Boss to “Go Fuck Yourself”
Do not worry if you’re still a virgin! This is important. A lot of college students feel the constant pressure from cultural expectations to not be a virgin. It’s stressful, I know. It’s really a silly pressure.