Bracing yourself for the, “Wow what’s the occasion?” comments whenever you actually doll yourself up.
You ask them to check if there are any “bats in the cave.”
“If you are a woman, sleep without undies or PJs. You need to be airing out your Gigi whenever and wherever you can. So says my mom.”
“I had a very large woman that had a slivers of wood in her skin that were starting to get infected and when asked about the slivers, she replied ‘That is from my love board.’
‘What is a love board?’ I asked…
I approached them and noticed something on the baby’s legs. They looked like yellow mosquito bites.
The lumps were everywhere—under her legs, arms, abdomen, even her neck. The longer I stared, the more I realized that they were growing.
Take a deep breath, you can get through these.
Amazingly graphic photos from a female mortician’s Instagram account. NSFL.
“I put my finger in my belly button and then smell it.”
This is grosser than anything I’ve ever seen before in my entire life.