“I put my finger in my belly button and then smell it.”
This is grosser than anything I’ve ever seen before in my entire life.
I’m just saying that eating ass is one of those sexual activities – like pissing in a girl’s mouth – that I hear about and think, “Huh, I wonder what freak ho came up with this wacky ass bullshit and thought it was hot.”
I was still all, “Personal challenge. Must not shower. Build character. BUILD CHARACTER!” even as I watched everyone else traipse gleefully off to their steamy water hugs.
“I felt like I was washing my sins away.”
You realize that people are uncomfortable with discussing death because they are afraid of dying. And you can’t judge them for that. It can be a scary idea to sink your teeth into but you have found a solace in accepting the imminent.
Promote the psychological sense of ownership without forfeiting actual ownership. To do this for example, with a manager, you need to make them feel pride at the companies success (as if it were a direct result of their efforts), and feel shame and embarrassment at the companies failure (as if it were all their fault).
Since I’m very self-aware, I guess I could change. Start watching my words. Conduct all kale consumption in the kitchen. Stop trying to conquer the planet in a long weekend.
A friend dared the chick I had a crush on to get into a 3 girl circle of oral. They all just start undressing and go at it. There wasn’t even any looking at each other to see if the others wanted to.
“Once, I walked in on a girl sitting in her own barf and still doing coke. It still makes me giggle.”