5. “Oh my god, look! No hands!”
This is terrifying.
How the heck does this even happen?
He supports gay marriage because it means more free cake.
Not like that, you perv. Why are you always thinking about those types of things? How old are we here?
We’ve all been there, honey!
And then I said, OMG LOOK AT WHAT JUST CAME OUT OF ME.
What happens when you leave a Wal Mart ice cream sandwich outside in the sun for an hour? Nothing, apparently.
The organ black market is large and a threat to many in Africa.