8. Don’t feel bad about leaving work early.
Stacy said I “performed like a good masculine specimen,” whatever that means, and kissed me on the forehead, leaving me to close up her office, as she had to meet another subject for her experiment.
Searching for “the one” can be a daunting task.
Elspeth was visibly upset; I think she’s afraid – once again – that she’s pregnant. As Scott said, “Three strikes and you’re out.” Does she keep doing this to get the attention?
His Twitter is the place to go for funny, weird, truly bizarre, and secretive Tweets about New York City, politics, aliens, the occult, and sometimes, about the world.
The year I turned seven I overheard my mother discussing a child abuse case she was working on with my father; the little boy wouldn’t make it from the injuries he sustained. She said he wouldn’t let go of her hand when she went to see him.
The only true data we have to go off of is what actually happened — everything else we have to remind ourselves is something we made up or something our friends made up. Accurate or off-base, it is a story we are telling ourselves.
Under no circumstances, in a civilized western city in 2014, should me wearing shorts could have been an issue. Right? No, wrong. Completely, devastatingly wrong.
A real friend is there through thick or thin. The friends who only want to share the glory but never want to share the pain are not genuine.
This is part of growing up. You’ll regret the things that had to happen for you to become the person that you are today, but looking in the mirror and liking what you see for the first time is worth it.