Do not google micropenis.
“They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security.”
I text my closest friend letting her know that I most likely have HPV. Her response? All adventurous women have it.
Either the founders failed to achieve their goal, or – far likelier – they failed to dream big enough. The proper ambition for a tech entrepreneur should be to join the ranks of the great tech companies, or, at least, to create a profitable, independent company beloved by employees, customers, and shareholders.
All of the art in the world is really that simple. It’s not about others. It’s about you.
A friend of mine, an artist, recently had a picture from her Facebook profile end up on a stranger’s wall. She was not just outraged; she felt violated.
Google is unrolling new a new plan for ads which will incorporate users’ personal info – names, photos, and other activity – on Google or 3rd party sites like Facebook and Twitter.
You say the shower is for washing? I say it’s for peeing. Dare to tell me otherwise and you’re liable to get peed on.
I can’t locate my bathroom without consulting Google Maps.
1. Your closet looks like a tornado hit it, and it is a perfect representation of your mind.