You say the shower is for washing? I say it’s for peeing. Dare to tell me otherwise and you’re liable to get peed on.
I can’t locate my bathroom without consulting Google Maps.
1. Your closet looks like a tornado hit it, and it is a perfect representation of your mind.
1. DON’T BOTHER LOOKING AT ACCEPTANCE RATES. FOCUS ON YOUR STORY. Not applying for something because you don’t think you can get in is poisonous.
Over 30 million Facebook accounts belong to deceased individuals.
There’s a lot happening in the world at any given time. A LOT.
We do not exist in silos. We are not isolated.
Gmail saves everything.
Tumblr is an emotionally abusive relationship, where both partners are cruel and manipulative, and yet the highs are so glorious and laughter filled that both just keep coming back for more.