You say the shower is for washing? I say it’s for peeing. Dare to tell me otherwise and you’re liable to get peed on.
I can’t locate my bathroom without consulting Google Maps.
Incredible practical jokes to ease the pain of your holiday travels.
1. Your closet looks like a tornado hit it, and it is a perfect representation of your mind.
1. DON’T BOTHER LOOKING AT ACCEPTANCE RATES. FOCUS ON YOUR STORY. Not applying for something because you don’t think you can get in is poisonous.
I am the ultimate abuser of my smartphone. I have the Wikipedia app, and use it so frequently that if people thought I was texting, I’d seem PRETTY popular.
Over 30 million Facebook accounts belong to deceased individuals.
There’s a lot happening in the world at any given time. A LOT.
We do not exist in silos. We are not isolated.
Gmail saves everything.