2. You don’t give a damn about getting into the hottest club in town.
In 40 years, people will look back and recognize the struggle of the brave tech workers against the oppressive lower income families that sought to destroy and oppress the only people that actually cared about making the world a better place.
From the creators of old people reacting to Flappy Bird, and old people reacting to that #Selfie song, they bring you this gem.
If pop culture is truly a reflection of US culture, it’s obvious that today the nerds rule over the jocks.
We could be ushering in a Golden Age of ISP profits.
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Do not google micropenis.
“They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security.”
I text my closest friend letting her know that I most likely have HPV. Her response? All adventurous women have it.
Either the founders failed to achieve their goal, or – far likelier – they failed to dream big enough. The proper ambition for a tech entrepreneur should be to join the ranks of the great tech companies, or, at least, to create a profitable, independent company beloved by employees, customers, and shareholders.