“I learned it’s better to be alone than in a crappy relationship.”
Friends or Netflix?
uncle: “when are you gonna get a job?”
me: “when are you gonna get your hairline back?”
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“If you’re a guy and you’re reading this then take heed, they’re doing you a favor by being so openly crappy about how short they think you are.”
Whether you’re frequently late, always rescheduling, or last-minute altering plans or locations, you’re showing you disrespect the other person and their time.
So many deals, so little money!
The one topic that I will say is generally off limits but is always up for play is sex.
This will work. Trust me.
You know something is coming up that you can’t be a part of and this scares you. Even the thought of all your friends hanging out together without you makes you want to scream.