This weekend, I present to you… Drunken Time Traveling. (And that, ladies and gentlemen, is what we call burying the lede.)
I don’t like you if you don’t tip, if you don’t have money to tip, please stay home and drink there. I have to pay rent, too.
Unless you’ve been living under a rock for thirty years, you’ve been taught that the correct way to behave when you meet someone “different” is to treat that person like everyone else. Sounds great, right? There’s one huge problem there.
There’s a lot of can’t a white girl can’t, and here’s why we can’t even.
PHONE CALL: Used to mean a convenient way for your parents to check in on you. Now means Something. Terrible. Has. Happened.
He casually talks about DJs as if they are as notable as former US Presidents.
Think not of your smooth legs that will, in a matter of weeks, turn dry, scaly and ashy. Instead, try concentrating on the array of over-the-knee boots that can easily shroud your flaky legs and keep you extra warm. K?
She might forgive you when you’re rude to her, but I won’t. Ever.
Traveling alone and on a budget is something I started doing when I was nineteen, the summer after my freshman year of college.
Networks take note and send me a cut if you use my ideas!! Or at least a t-shirt…I don’t know.