Your various Spotify playlists make it seem like your account is run by 17 different people at the same time.
You don’t mind creepy pick-up lines on online dating apps. They just help you to weed out the duds that much faster.
On average, how many hashtags do you include on an Instagram photo?
I sit here, in my own cold queen-sized bed, alone. Unintentionally catching the stale mixed smell of your cigarette and Jameson. But oh, was it so worth it.
Understand that they are your ex now for a reason – even if they are still in your life some way, they are now more a part of your past than your present.
Like us, this city is young and with infancy comes many shortcomings and uncertainties.
“Okay guys, don’t all look at once, but that guy over there is so cute.” Then they all, of course do the one thing you told them not to, and all look at once. Now he definitely knows you’re talking about him.
Ruby Rose. Because, holy sh*t. Just look at her.
It feels like heartbreak is your fate and you might as well get used to it, because nothing is apparently changing.
1. Assorted Tropical Fish.