You’ll thank her for it when you hear the horror stories of having an only child as a roommate.
As much as I would’ve loved to be a completely independent woman with no emotions at age 19, I wasn’t.
“Last seen today at 19:43”— how damning, because it is now twenty to midnight, and I know you’ve read my messages from the day before. The double-ticks gave you away, dude.
Know that the only person who can save you is you. Be your own hero.
“I kind of want to make out with you in the bathroom, though.”
Anything with the word “eye” in it can go anywhere near an eye, right?
I’m not racist, but-
You’re allowed to be cautious. But don’t overdo it.
It’s as ridiculous as if you said you didn’t want a sandwich and then people said, “oh, so you just don’t believe in lunch?!”