Listen. I just want to buy a bra without your pervy boyfriend creeping me out.
“But why do *I* have to have feelings?”
Communication is a huge part of any relationship but for lesbians it seems to take on a whole other concept; in lesbian relationships, talking is no less important than breathing.
Being a “good girl” comes with a lot of pressure to be well-behaved, kind, generous, modest, enthusiastic, polite, and friendly at all times, and frankly, it’s very unrealistic. Why do I pursue this perfection?
“Is my vagina pretty?”
Never moving is the ultimate power move.
There doesn’t seem to be anything new for the male antihero to say that hasn’t already been said by now. Where is the female version?
*Addresses your boobs with the term “they,” as if they are another person and we are their stylists*
“I don’t mind body hair, sometimes I like it.”
You are always worthy of love, and that the stars have not aligned in this very moment in time, does not make this fact any less true.