Be the guy who calls instead of texts.
Can I call you Lena? We are part of the same brigade, after all. Champions of similar causes, you may say. What cause, you ask? An obsessed-over lack of supposed femininity, a deep-rooted belief in fairytales, and, of course, a commendable respect for the written word.
You’re seen as “weird” and “neurotic” because you DO give a fuck.
For three years, Dunham has been the subject of wild moral panics whipped up by the left.
No matter what shitty or embarrassing thing happens to me, any one of these ladies will be there to laugh or cry with me.
You had an eating disorder once, but it was short-lived. You are still small even though you eat more at dinner than your friends.
Why do girls go to the bathroom in groups? Or at least pairs? Because it’s safe.
You don’t actually know what a macchiato is. You’ve definitely gone to a mom and pop’ coffee shop and been rudely surprised when you got essentially a shot of espresso, am I right?
As my sister and I sat and had a drink, waiting for our other friends to arrive, two guys approached us, clearly intoxicated.
15. “I’m not like other girls.”