“I kind of want to make out with you in the bathroom, though.”
Anything with the word “eye” in it can go anywhere near an eye, right?
I’m not racist, but-
You’re allowed to be cautious. But don’t overdo it.
It’s as ridiculous as if you said you didn’t want a sandwich and then people said, “oh, so you just don’t believe in lunch?!”
It’s a Girl’s (kind of f*cked up) World!
Expect her not to need you, and not to believe in needing much of anything at all.
When you’re a girl who has a foul mouth and mind that’s usually found in or around gutters, making close friends can be trying…
They will discuss the nuances of what a text message meant for an hour, just to understand your likes, dislikes, and whether or not they have a chance.