They have an actual, definitive personality and they’re confident being the unique individual they are in life… Y’know, like “whiskey lover” or “enjoys traveling” or “guy with a beard.”
If you’re heading home to meet the folks and having a major meltdown, look no further. Here’s a list of ten tips to survive the experience and maybe even come out on top.
You will feel it all at once. When lips betray ego, inner running monologue finally silenced with all this heaviness.
Your entire relationship would horrify your grandmother.
You certainly came as a surprise.
I didn’t want to keep our moments alive any longer. I just wanted the hurt to stop. It almost worked, until I received a phone call two months ago.
You just need to realize it.
6. Doing the “lean your elbow on my head because I’m the same size as a counter” thing is amusing the first time, but ridiculously annoying the twentieth time.
What you didn’t know was that he was texting me the entire time. He was telling me how much he missed me and still loved me — how he knew that he and I were meant to be.
It was a Thursday night at 8:30 pm, and I was ugly crying on the corner of 49th and 10th into my friend Alli’s shoulder … about a Facebook status.