If you need to give a baby gift, these are some of my favorites:
15. Be honest and let them know when they’re looking like a mess.
4. Best Buy’s Small Appliance Coupon.
4. “Did you Twitter me?”
The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.
No, not a journey necklace.
Something you clearly bought at a Walgreens on the way over.
An axe. Seriously. Give them a real power tool or a decorative reminder of the power they exude from their strong personality.
“Life Is Too Short For Bad Beer”
Pro tip: have some tissues at the ready.