“There are only two reasons to hate gay marriage. Either you’re dumb, or you’re secretly worried that dicks are delicious.” —Joe Rogan
Literally no one knows who this man actually was.
1. “Whose funeral are you going to?”
Answer: Haven’t decided yet.
As comedian and actress Sarah Silverman once put it, “if you are a woman and you don’t want to get married, you are ‘crazy.’ If you are a man and you don’t want to get married, you are George Clooney.”…
When we slip up in the parallel universe of social media, how do we cope with it in the real world?
Men don’t give a shit whether you work at McDonald’s or on Wall Street, if you’re unknown or famous, as long as you’re pretty and feminine.
There is something so refreshing, enchanting even, to see the a woman not have to dumb herself down or plump herself up to bag a guy.
I wonder if it still would have won all those Oscars if everyone had noticed this.
The only woman who ever managed to put a ring on it is currently Roger Sterling’s wife, both in Mad Men and in real life. So he has good taste in spouses.
Celebrities Read Mean Tweets #6.