So you’ve found the girl of your dreams – the one that’s perfect in almost every way! All except for one thing; she’s not a gamer.
You know you’re a better driver because of Mario Kart and Grand Theft Auto. You knew how to drive before you learned how to drive.
Whilst you may be busy scoping out the obviously hot bad boy (basic), you may be making the huge mistake of overlooking the awkwardly smooth, handsome, book-worm AKA the gamer guy. Sure probably your chances of sharing the love they have for Harry Potter, Comic books, their game consoles are very slim, but beneath that exterior could very well be the man of your dreams.
Online games promote violence and sometimes stupid people re-enact events from them.
Brand new video games come out swinging with a normal retail price of $59.99. It is crazy to think how fast we have all adopted that, paying sixty dollars for a brand new game is now the norm.
I believe our greatest power against men is the power to say No.
My story is not unique. This was true of many men of our generation.
You’ll imagine you’re playing simply to purge this compulsion from your system, that once you’re finished, you can move on to other more important, productive activities in your life, perhaps outdoor activities even, but the truth is: Fallout: New Vegas is hundreds of hours long with three different expansion packs and endless replay value due to the branching storylines. There is no future for you.
“w00t,” says the office ‘cool guy’, who likes to wear his plaid fedora on the group coffee outings while he explains joyfully to everyone about all the circa 2007 bands in which he is interested.
Here’s something to help you procrastinate through a couple minutes of your (hopefully) sunny Friday afternoon: a perfectly executed stop-motion short of an epic match between Street Fighter legends Ryu and Ken!