It can be difficult because what if your mom decides to surprise you and do your laundry, only to discover a dresser drawer full of your most private collection?
It’s not always pretty, but I guess no one could accuse him of having a publicist write his tweets for him.
“You have such a good head on your shoulders.”
If you need a laugh, this is for you.
You could at least say something so I don’t feel like an idiot…
This is the ultimate compromise network for your new living situation, sit down, enjoy, and get older.
Linger at the drive-up ATM after your transaction is complete.
I feel like it’s important never to force anything. Writing uninspired spawns uninspired words, go figure.
Here are some fanfiction-inspired theories as to what might have happened since Jules’ party for the ages:
“Can’t believe how different booty calling and butt dialing are.”