OMG I wish I could be this lazy!
hey sory i just saw this message u sent last month even tho all my notifications make sounds and my phone is in my hand even when im sleeping.
Relationships are complicated, but they’re also great fodder for humor.
Awkward moments won’t stay awkward very long; they just become inside joke material.
These terrible but hilarious jokes will makes you laugh, and maybe feel nostalgic for the 80s.
Bacon Fact #18: Bacon is healthier than crystal meth.
Is your drug dealing competition costing you money?
Would you like to eliminate the problem?
It was definitely illegal and ridiculously dangerous, but things worked out—for exactly one week.
“You found it offensive? I found it funny. That’s why I’m happier than you.”
“I wonder if our children would get my eyes.”