Tinder = Kmart. Similar to Kmart, most people don’t go to Tinder if they’re looking for high-quality, long-term investments.
Photograph yourself in a gym. This one should be a no-brainer. If you’re not taking selfies at the gym, how is anybody going to know that you’re strong enough to lift your phone?
“He pushed me up against a wall and was feeling me up until he felt my tampon string and then he kept playing with it like it was some type of rowing machine at the gym.”
I honestly don’t think I’ll ever feel like a person ever again.
“Do I hug, kiss, shake hands, or wave when I say hello? This is awkward.”
She doesn’t have to be funny, she shouldn’t want to be funny. It’s not a priority.
Wow, this guy invested a LOT of work in this.
Pablo: Plays fútbol and hates it when people call it soccer.
Any man who has ever dated a girl with a dog knows that on the day you make it official with her, you have then joined the war that has been going on for years. The war between man and dog, for your significant other’s affection.
To Wells and Ari: Stop messing around with reality TV and just fall in love already.