Have you tried exercising?
You’re not crazy for thinking you’re pregnant every month or for dying to have sex but then yelling at your boyfriend if he tries.
Everyone knows what you should do in a job interview. Dress professionally, show up ahead of schedule, talk about how interested you are in their corporate sustainability initiatives. Those go without saying. But what about the things you should not do?
“Yes, we would like some sex, please.”
If I don’t know them, they probably don’t know me. So, I’m actually kind of doing them a favor.
When out with friends you order beer over wine, whiskey over vodka, chicken wings over a salad.
I don’t feel guilty that I spend my Saturdays getting massages and brunch, while my homeowner friends tend to the lawn. Ask a homeowner what they did with their weekend, and I would bet 9 times out of 10, it will have something to do with yard work.
Does anyone love to fish that much?
Perhaps the most extraordinary aspect of Trump’s presidency is the ubiquitous nature of his Twitter.