I use a portion of my very valuable spare time to peruse the current male menu items on offer through any one of the dating apps that hasn’t pissed me off yet. It doesn’t have to be this way.
If you’re being completely silent and just making really bizarre faces and holding your breath, we are completely within our right to assume you’re not having an orgasm – you’re having a stroke
I want you to love me for the way I wear my hair in a towel after I get out of the shower and have black smeared all under my eyes.
Since prehistoric times, men have bitched and moaned ad nauseam about how fuckin’ damn difficult it is to date women. How they get rejected. And rejected. More. And some more. Despite everything they do! Well, if you’re a female (or a gay man, or a tranny), you know that the big stinker in the room is actually man itself. Let me elaborate for the men of the world that seem to be perpetually stuck in a dating sexless rut.
If he says his favorite book is Lolita you need to GTFO.
You will always end up answering more questions about THEIR dating life than your own.
“I have to pee sooooooOOOoo bad, let me out!”
While it’s true our beloved Disney princesses and fair heroines end up living happily ever after, that’s not to say that they don’t’ put up with some serious fuckboy-ism along the way.
You give yourself an extra 30 minutes to get ready so you’re not late, but you still end up being 30 minutes late.