“How much weight should I lose to be a stripper?”
I hate you = I love you
He casually talks about DJs as if they are as notable as former US Presidents.
Date: n. Literally a day on a calendar.
Hate you, don’t mean it.
Okay, go ahead and make another twee video.
Why won’t anyone buy bagels for the office?
1. I’m just going to have one glass of wine.
PLEASE stop leaving your blinds open.
You’ll find this couple sitting on the same side of the booth in a restaurant, or sharing a pair of ear buds.