This is not how Christmas works!
All of the blowdryers.
Gobble gobble, much?!
“You’re just a vacuum with nipples.”
Whosits and whatsits and LOLs galore.
More than a failure.
Way, way back in the 1980’s…
3) When two characters are having a conversation in the car and the driver does not crash immediately.
A bunch of friends, jokin’ around on the information highway, makin’ dick jokes.