Learn to love yourself before you give so much love away to the wrong people.
Massachusetts: You have zero respect for the letter “r.”
“Elizabeth” just might be one of the funniest people on the internet.
Bring Up The Exes Evan uncomfortably brings up past relationships immediately after the event that just featured two people signing a legally binding agreement to remain in a relationship.
ESTJ: The Receptionist (You tell ‘em what to do.)
How hard is it to say tall, grande, or venti?
ENFP: There with their SO, making matching Build-A-Bears that make a velociraptor sound when you squeeze them.
Secretary of Homeland Security: I can’t decide. The Rock? Or Jack Bauer? Or that guy from American Gladiators? Or Clint Eastwood?
Because everything’s more fun with alcohol.
Being extroverted doesn’t necessarily mean talking all the time.