REDRUM could totally be the name of an IKEA bedroom set.
I would SO open a door for you.
But did you really laugh out loud? DID YOU?!
“I just don’t see color!”
I hope that this provides all of us with some closure.
Do you own one of those silverware separator things?
Here are a bunch of hilarious ideas that take very little effort, because there is nothing more spooky, scary, and downright horrifying than having to spend more then 20 minutes on anything in 2014.
1. I promise that when we binge watch shows on Netflix, I won’t skip ahead.
We’re looking at a high pressure adorable front, with fetch speeds reaching up to 10 MPH.