“Do I hug, kiss, shake hands, or wave when I say hello? This is awkward.”
She doesn’t have to be funny, she shouldn’t want to be funny. It’s not a priority.
Wow, this guy invested a LOT of work in this.
Pablo: Plays fútbol and hates it when people call it soccer.
Any man who has ever dated a girl with a dog knows that on the day you make it official with her, you have then joined the war that has been going on for years. The war between man and dog, for your significant other’s affection.
To Wells and Ari: Stop messing around with reality TV and just fall in love already.
Bruce: The guy who had a love affair with protein powder.
Being left out blows, but the person who didn’t invite you to the thing is either not your friend or had a good reason not to invite you.
My organization, cleaning, and housekeeping methods are neurotic as hers.
“She likes tacos. There’s something about a woman that likes tacos.”