Whenever you leave behind failure, you’re doing good. If you think everything you’ve done is great, you’re probably dumb. Louis C.K.
Looking for the right job is always a stressful experience. Whether you’re out of work, or not content with the job you already have, it is something most of us have come to dread and lose sleep over.
Boehner vowed that he “will certainly teach Obama a lesson” and that he “plans to take this case all the way to the Supreme Court if [he] has to.”
Tired of always being out of the loop on the latest meme, catchphrase, sound bite or other social media sensation? Why not start dropping your own totally awesome (and totally made-up!) pop culture references?
Although you may be back to your happy former self, it’s generally acceptable to fantasize about several extremely annoying, though not fatal, circumstances that your ex might find themselves in. If you’re having trouble visualizing something satisfying, you can try these on for size.
3. Feel my shirt. That’s boyfriend material.
It looks a little too clingy and hard to maintain.
My face is a canvas and I’m an artist creating a masterpiece… using one very specific shade of oil controlling, maximum concealing beige paint.
It’s quite an experience, you know, waking up everyday, peering over at the same psychotic person sleeping in nothing but a leopard-print thong and rainboots.
It’s hard to accept change when you’re only a year old.
The first is obvious in that you should never venture to the superstore wearing khakis and a red polo—the Target uniform—unless you’re prepared to answer questions from shoppers about where to find moisturizer or Archer Farms cereal.