As your average to extreme introvert, it is inherently uncomfortable to me that someone could just walk up to my door and expect me to talk to them at any given moment. What is that? That is my hell.
Be with someone who loves to be silly with you just as much as they enjoy being sexual with you.
Congrats! You tolerated each other for an extended period of time! Gold stars all around.
“I’m not perfect, okay? People make mistakes. I mean, Gwyneth Paltrow dyed her hair that dark brown. It was very unflattering. If she’s not perfect, how do you expect me to be?”
Taylor’s squad looking entirely unimpressed and like girls who for sure made you cry in high school. #VMAs
Freud would be proud of us!
“It looks gross. And you will get germs. Only do it on special occasions.”
My sides hurt from laughing so hard!
Here’s some comedic gold for you!