Lesson #1: You cannot be afraid to pursue things that don’t make sense.
The life lessons with Joey are kind of few and far between, but he’s probably your resident cautionary tale. He taught you that you should practice safe sex, get tested, save money, and learn proper geography.
Manhattan Beach Pier for a quiet, romantic evening to watch the sunset.
Take online quizzes and personality tests. We all know that’s your guilty pleasure.
Good humor goes to dark places—if you let it.
The Dude Who Is Way Too Old To Be There: He’s like next level Tyga, busy hitting on all the barely legal women within sight.
Or are you mathematically challenged?
The Champagne And Elderflower Cocktail: You are a trendsetter. You are three steps ahead of everyone, did yoga two years before all the other Lululemon Yogis, and you drink kombucha like there’s a mass shortage and you need to consume it all before it goes extinct.
When you run into someone you used to hook up with in college in real post-college life.
If you forget to pay your bills, someone comes and zaps your couch into a tiny machine, but that’s basically the only repercussion.