Today I present you, in Seussian verse/ A list, comprehensive–no lies interspersed.
Creepy dudes jump at the opportunity to say, “HEY, WANNA GO ON MY SHOULDERS SO YOU CAN SEE?”
Why is it so difficult to find a Starbucks?
At this point, the drinks are overflowing and so is the love. You start handing out compliments left and right. It’s like a smorgasbord of affection.
“I know you have a little life in you yet. I know you have a lot of strength left.”
Don’t You Worry ‘Bout A Thing – Stevie Wonder
Fun is the currency of any non-restaurant venue of anything open past 6 P.M. Everyone wants it. Everyone.
Frat bros danced around the fire, holding hands, tilting their heads back, screaming in primal ecstasy.
Many veterans come back with some form of PTSD or anxiety or depression. It’s too much, what they’ve seen.
We both nearly peed our pants from laughter. “You’re sure you’re okay with this?” I asked her one more time before publishing that ishhh to the world wide web.