When you run into someone you used to hook up with in college in real post-college life.
If you forget to pay your bills, someone comes and zaps your couch into a tiny machine, but that’s basically the only repercussion.
Wear a gray tank top. Then find gray sweatpants. Top if off with a gray flannel/sweatshirt/etc. You’re 50 Shades Of Grey.
When they don’t know exactly “who all is coming.”
Halloween is widely known as one of the most debaucherous nights of the year. Whether it’s the watered down beer at college town bars, the sugar high the kids are on, or whatever the parents are drinking to tune out their sugar high kids, there’s generally a wide range of people getting up to no good.
Don’t underestimate her strength. She might not be Hulk level, but she’s probably a lot tougher than she appears.
“I don’t care what you think of me, unless you think I’m awesome. In which case you are right.”
You cannot handle being overly hot. Or really, any temperature exceeding 76 degrees. Oversized sweaters and a slight chill in the air, please!
Once college ends, it sort of becomes all you can talk about for a period of time. And when you get drunk with your buddies after those diplomas have been handed out? You start every other conversation with, “Oh my god, do you remember that time we ____??”
Because everyone needs to LOL at least once daily.