1. Where is the idiot?
Church, in a way, comes with prepackaged friends, and damn good ones. Members of your small group will listen to your plights, meet you for coffee, care about you endlessly, and pray for you nightly.
You’re not single. You’re just dating your parents exclusively right now.
Let somebody see you cry.
“You’ve changed,” he said, with nervous laughter.
Excuse me, I need a tissue…
5. “You don’t really look gay.”
Passive aggressive people LOVE communicating through notes, it’s the perfect way for them to let off steam and aggressively “put you in your place” while avoiding the conflict altogether.
They expect you to be a mind reader.