Girls throw the term best friend around like it’s going out of style. But your best friend is, in some ways, the most important person in your life.
Go get coffee with her or have her over for a glass of wine and just be like, “Hey, are you alright? How are you feeling? No, like, how are you really feeling?”
Some people are not meant to be with us forever but we can still learn from the time we shared with them.
*Addresses your boobs with the term “they,” as if they are another person and we are their stylists*
1. You laugh so hard together, you cry.
Only the quiet friend knows the struggle of drawing a total blank when they have to stand awkwardly next to their friend while she talks to her friend you guys just ran into on the sidewalk.
1. You share other people’s secrets with her. When someone tells you a secret and makes you swear that you can’t tell anyone, that doesn’t include your best friend.
They inspire you to be a better person.
Last night I smoked a blunt with a 65-year-old woman.
15. Lie to them, they won’t know any better.