4. You will hook up with one of them.
You see their text and you roll your eyes and either forget to respond or send them a text 5 hours later like “omg babe! so sorry! I fell asleep watching Friends (again! lol) Just got this”
The “YOU WATCHED THAT WITHOUT ME?!?!”
But seriously, God bless the bathroom at the club.
You start making up excuses to get out of plans with this person.
Living together has allowed you both to embrace your… theatrical side.
This might all sound like I’m bitter. Sure, I might be a little. I’m allowed to be. Everyone is sometimes.
Greed (Or, buying that thing she loved, behind her back)
Amazing how love can mutate into anger and hurt so easily.
Thank you for always being cool with going on random, spontaneous road trips and for helping me navigate the GPS that can’t seem to stay on my car dashboard.