You will need your favorite liquor, a separate drink, some patience, and a sense of humor.
You imagine yourself to be the one that people come to when they are hurting, when they need a physical diary to write in. You hold the secrets of others that they entrust to no one else.
“Here come the meat sweats.”
“I want to de-friend everyone.”
We all have them—the up-all-night BFFLs that we drifted away from, the ride-or-die relationships that went down the drain after one too many blow-out fights about who called dibs on which guy.
The not-a-real-person-yet-but-we’re-all-hoping friend.
Somebody is bound to have Netflix.
Everyone has come across a fake friend at some point in their lives. They may even be standing next to you and you don’t even know it. Lucky for you, there are warning signs to look out for.
You worked really hard to shed that Freshman 15, and now your perception of food has kind of changed. But you still like to eat pizza…like a lot of pizza.
Give compliments to other girls. We all know how good it feels to receive them, and it feels even better to give them.