I fear that I am going to be alone forever.
Happy Anti-Valentine’s Day, everyone! May Netflix fill your night with absolutely no happily ever afters.
Scorpio: You sting anyone who comes too close, so it’s pretty inevitable you’ll be flying solo. You prefer it that way. People are terrible.
You won’t die alone because your imagination knows no bounds. Even as an adult, your inner world continues to shine the same way it did when you were a child. To be alone in your head is not a scary thought. It’s an opportunity. A wild, fantastical place to unravel.
Don’t lower your standards because you think you’re being too picky.
You have love coming towards you in multiple directions, but you’re only focused on one. Take a step back and love those who love you.
Never lower your standards, because there’s a man out there that will reach them.
I’ve never even uttered the words, “This is my boyfriend.” (Other than when I’m trying to avoid a creepy guy at a bar.)
When the girl who’s perpetually single loves she will love you hard, she will commit to you fully and strive to make you as happy as she can, but it will take her a little time to get there.
Oh, so Kathy, who I used to watch throw up just so she could drink more, is now expecting her first kid? Great. This block of cheddar cheese and I are expecting our first baby too.