Retail is unavoidable, of course, and with the extensive branding and the corporate folks who seek to engineer a unique customer experience, stores definitely have personalities now.
2. Caffeine is meant to be enjoyed. (Regardless of what studies show or don’t show.)
Because you can’t wear yoga pants to the office.
You know how some people throw leaves in the fall and let them all waft slowly down? Now you can do that with an untold amount of sweaters.
Does vegan fro-yo really have calories? Were those brownie bites I put on top vegan?
I’ve never actually seen a Forever 21 job application, but after walking into their store a few times, I’m pretty sure it looks something like this.
Target: Come for the $20 bathing suits, stay for the 4-for-1 on Bounty towels!
Why not find a cute vintage dress, spend a little more and have it altered perfectly to you, and wear that as often as possible?
Occasionally you convince yourself that it’s a good idea to buy a blazer that costs 12 dollars, and are still somehow surprised when it starts rapidly unraveling on the first day you wear it out of the house.
Dresses, makeup, gifts, traveling, parties, showers. Everyone is getting married. Everyone ever. I can barely cope with the fact that I’m the lone wolf at every wedding, let alone that you registered for a $279 juicer. Totes happy for you though.