We often overlook the last place or last chosen person in society. Does anyone feel bad about the kid being picked last for a pickup basketball game?
As with anything, if you search hard enough, there are some real life lessons you can learn:
No, I’m not talking politics.
Here are fifteen guys who are a lot more than just an avatar in a game of Madden:
Have you ever wondered which of your favorite NFL players would make the worst girlfriends? Are you wondering now? You’re welcome.
I’m finished. I’m breaking up with football.
Next time you expect your girl to get you an ice cream or coffee when you scream your lungs out, think twice and offer to get it for her while she watches the game. She is more similar to the game than you actually think.
Enough with this bullsh*t that Roger Goodell is “doing the right thing.” Please. This is the NFL. Violence is not only encouraged, violence is the product. And we are happy to pay billions of dollars every year to feed our voracious appetite for it.
If your wife — or god forbid your daughter — was assaulted in the same manner as Rice’s wife, would you still conclude a two-game suspension to be an appropriate punishment?
Thank baby Jesus, football is back!