Maybe you’ve wondered, but never had the guts to ask. Maybe you thought I had an eating disorder, but didn’t want to believe it was true. Maybe you thought it was none of your business. Maybe you didn’t want to know.
Pretzels are not the “good for you” snack everyone and their mum wants you to believe it is.
Ready to indulge, we placed our napkins on our laps and grabbed our forks.
The french fries at Chicago’s Dog House.
Working out releases endorphins. So does crying, probably.
If you like getting paid to know things about pasta and wine, then this is the job for you!
As close to seeing Jesus in your breakfast as you’re going to get.
2. Cheese Hands: (Cheetos, whatever flavor of Doritos kids are eating these days)
Over 700 is scary. Over 800 is terrifying.
You’ve considered dating but like, take out is easier.