Hangry: Hungry And Angry
I learned that there’s a lot of hypocrisy in vegetarianism.
2. The pseudo-argument that turns into love.
Whole Foods is the American Dream made real: The lunch of opportunity.
While we’re on the topic of marriage, shout out to the dweebs who update their surname on Facebook moments after saying “I do.” Get off your phone, go back to your wedding, and eat some goddamn sponge cake, will you??
How am I not supposed to order a steak at Outback? Why wouldn’t I love the taste of super crispy bacon at brunch?
Seeing the food on the table is like glancing out of the window at twelve thousand feet. Grabbing a plate feels like free-fall.
Most people eat cake on birthdays but since everyday is somebody’s birthday it is appropriate, therefore, to ingest cake (and cake-like goods) on any or everyday of the year.
If you’re like me, and just woke up one day and decided it was a good day to become a vegan, try not to be too surprised when your plan goes off the rails.