Is it a life or death matter? No? Then it can resolve itself after spin class.
I promise to take you to places you’ve never imagined. To the coffee shop next door, the office down the street, and to the inside of my humble abode. I will be there to show you the world.
I counted the number of times I screamed that she was beautiful, that she was strong, that she was enough. Even though she should have been saying these things to me.
Did you know that on a typical day, 32 million children in the U.S. eat cafeteria food? Or that most of these students consume over half of their daily calories at school?
Yes, everything tastes better when sautéed with garlic. But nothing tastes as good as broccoli.
I know that I am not worthy of you entering under my roof, but the second I unscrew your cap something great happens.
It’s the nutritional equivalent of the person you can make rude jokes with and bring home to your parents.
When someone suggests going to a restaurant you’ve never been to or at a place with a style of cuisine you’ve never had you seriously panic.
If an item shows what appears to be a “hot pepper” symbol, this means the food will be pretty spicy, unless you ordered the hot peppers, in which case, it won’t be. (We totally messed up.)
*water boils over, everything burns*