Living in New York, or any city for that matter, means you’re going to be moving a lot. And there is one thing you will never be able to get back.
Unlike love, donuts are remarkably easy to find. So, if you crave some intimacy with a good old fashioned donut, you won’t need to use Tinder.
You GOTTA try these, people!
47. She will find the way to your heart through your stomach, but her in love with life attitude will also be a bonus.
The King can’t cook.
Okay. I’m going to give ya’ll the lowdown about living in the south. And YES I said ya’ll.
An easy way to drown out the sound of someone chewing like a cow is to chew something, too. Fight fire with fire, chip with chip, gum with gum. Try and be casual about it though. Don’t hate-crunch to make a point, that doesn’t solve anything.
“One time I was a vegetarian for a week.”
We love food. Honestly, eating is probably the highlight of our days.
Logical isn’t as fantastic as lunch. And all you can think of is how glorious lunch will be.