47. She will find the way to your heart through your stomach, but her in love with life attitude will also be a bonus.
The King can’t cook.
Okay. I’m going to give ya’ll the lowdown about living in the south. And YES I said ya’ll.
An easy way to drown out the sound of someone chewing like a cow is to chew something, too. Fight fire with fire, chip with chip, gum with gum. Try and be casual about it though. Don’t hate-crunch to make a point, that doesn’t solve anything.
“One time I was a vegetarian for a week.”
We love food. Honestly, eating is probably the highlight of our days.
Logical isn’t as fantastic as lunch. And all you can think of is how glorious lunch will be.
Here I am. Almost twenty three years old, and I still struggle day to day with my eating habits.
Stop Eating When Your Body is Like, “Hey. Stop Eating, Asshole.”
Eat nothing but pre-packaged frozen meals. Feel hungry after the five bites it takes you to finish your meal for the day.