You’re welcome, internet.
7. The International Man Of Mystery
29. In Britain, it is illegal to import potatoes into England or Wales if you have reasonable cause to believe that they are Polish.
I’ve always hated the word vacation. I don’t want to vacate anything, don’t want to be vacuous, and, when I took biology, vacuoles were the things I hated the most.
Redneck wastes 20Gs on books he plans to destroy
For those that followed the Trayvon Martin case, you probably recall that Mr. Zimmerman had a bit of history of outbursts including a prior restraining order against him in 2005 which was requested and granted by his then fiance. So, frankly, this seems like a return to form.
I don’t know how I’ve survived so long without becoming an alcoholic.
2. Stay in bed.
2. Does anyone actually care about the Trayvon Martin case? Because I don’t. Why is it being covered by every major news station as if it were the case of the century?
I had no game plan, no job, no permanent mailing address, no meal plan, no “first-year in the real world” advisor and no chance to claim a “grade forgiveness” if I messed up a semester of life.