In retrospect, it’s amazing Chipotle didn’t end up being a Mexican McDonald’s.
You see, twenty or thirty years ago service industry jobs were jobs, not careers.
The Dollar Menu is the perfect way to get an insane amount of food for next to nothing. And then there’s the added bonus of being able to roll around in the wrappers like you’ve just had some dude “make it rain” rap-video-style on you.
It is easy to accept fat in this country because the culture ultimately makes it possible, even when it ironically makes it undesirable.
Inside: Chipotle covers a quick origin story about the early stages of the franchise.
Working out releases endorphins. So does crying, probably.
I heard Chicken Fries were back but the problem was that I had never actually tried them before. I’m usually not much of a fast food person but when I heard Twitter buzzing about the elusive favorite fast food item being back it created a longing inside of me I just had to fulfill.
I was eating Taco Bell food at a Taco Bell restaurant inside of Taco Bell’s headquarters – Tacoception was happening.
It’s all McDonald’s. All day, every day.
Oh, man. I’m so high. This is going to be AWESOME!!!