Oh, man. I’m so high. This is going to be AWESOME!!!
I’m so hungry now.
These 27 people have committed an act of bravery you will never be able to replicate.
“Every aspect of the interaction blew my mind.”
Arby’s: Screw It
“You should give your body what it wants” – Said no one ever to a drug addict.
If you want $15 an hour, move to the People’s Republic of Seattle.
No matter how bad the food or service is, I usually don’t complain at restaurants because I don’t want the servers or chefs to tamper with anything I’m going to eat.
1. Getting gypped on dipping sauces for your chicken nuggets.
You hook up with Taco Bell when you’re drunk. It’s one of those things where you don’t even try to make it into a legitimate relationship, because you know there’s never going to be anything of substance there, but you just can’t let it go.