1. She’s not an opportunity whore.
You won’t see it the first time, but wait for the instant replay.
If I could go back in time before taking this job, I wish I knew what I was getting into.
And believe me, they’re not glamorous. They’re also not “real.”
A con man fabricated a broadcasting contract with a major network in order to get me to Russia for the Sochi Olympics.
Someone go monster hunting with me.
3. Porn is not cheating. Porn is that sticky gooey gum (picture it) that plugs the holes in a relationship and keeps it going strong.
People clearly feel that this is messed up for two reasons. She is claiming that she is having sex with her son. And that he’s 9-years-old.
Okay, so this is fake, but honestly, it’s still pretty cool.
Though it comes as no surprise to nearly every woman on the planet that porn is not geared towards us whatsoever, it’s always nice to know that not just straight porn is as off-putting as it is unrealistic.