I don’t know what your specific deal is- but here is how to make sure nothing can go right so you can milk your misery for all it’s worth.
When people give their kids social media accounts. Have you ever noticed that celebrities or reality personalities have been giving their babies and toddlers Instagram and Twitter accounts? I just don’t understand what the purpose is.
At circa 25 seconds, one officer can be heard saying what appears to be “he’s got my gun.”
In everyday conversation, you know how awkward it is when a person’s response to your casual and rhetorical question “How are you?” produces a laundry list of overly revealing complaints about life.
The novelty of the “relationship status”
The main culprit is the Media, as they are literally in our heads every hour of the day: websites, television, stupid E! Network, and emerging dating apps are causing your potential shot at love to fail. How, you ask?
What do you use social media for?
How these con men and women aren’t in jail is beyond my capacity to understand.
14. Your friend sent this to you because you obviously peaked in high school.
A lot of my friends have been posting their “favorite movies of the year” on Facebook. Since it’s the Oscar’s tonight, figured I’d join the party as well.