Social media ninja. Certified foodie. Dancer like no one’s watching.
9. Your shower thoughts are potential joke tweets.
Facebook: Walking to work this morning. #Fitness Reality: I haven’t been to the gym in 17 days.
Make sure you use the appropriate safety equipment, and remember—they may bite when aroused.
I chose to project an image of myself on Facebook that highlights the best parts of my life and steers clear of the not-so-stellar aspects, and I think a lot of us can relate to this.
I become obsessed with myself as a minor author in society.
You might forgive him, but you cannot ever truly forget the past.
7. Picking their nose.
The fact that I’m banging your mother probably comes as a shock to you. After all, I’m your best friend.
Just when you think you’ve heard the dumbest possible story you could possibly hear, the internet finds a way to outdo itself.