Nothing is predictable—except maybe your expectations. But not your success. I used to complain. Now I pivot.
Eat miracle berries together.
“The number one fear for women dating online is that they’ll meet a serial killer, and the number one fear for men is that the woman will be fat.”
There’s a lot more than just 13.
Why don’t my dogs react like this (or at all) when I bark at them?
“She’s ugly” turned into “she’s okay.” “She’s okay” turned into “she’s hot.” And “she’s hot” turned into Cassie Ventura.