This is too real.
Psalm 34:19 (HCSB)
19 Many adversities come to the one who is righteous,
but the Lord delivers him from them all.
You need 600 points to pass. You got 6.
Read through your entire health insurance plan.
You don’t really know how to tell your friends (or family) that you would much prefer to be in the library than going to Starbucks without sounding like a geek.
Don’t hand in the test. Just pretend to work at your desk for a while, and when everyone starts handing theirs in, you just leave.
What’s the lowest score I can get on this final and still manage to pass…?
Call up your classmate and offer up everything short of your eternal soul in exchange for copies of their notes.
Bake something sweet. Procrastinating by baking cookies or brownies, or maybe both in the same pan at the same time is probably the best use of your studying time.
A group project team meeting in public for less than 30 minutes to passive aggressively assign roles for a semester-long group project as the “team leader” falls asleep on a bench.