1. “Don’t tell them I told you, but…” When you say this, you are giving people a clear-cut reason to never tell you anything of significance because you’ll spread it around. 2.
If you genuinely are the uncomfortable with social interaction that you’re using your phone as a buffer so as to avoid it, then you might need to re-evaluate your choices.
1. Get out of my way.
I know you’re gonna get upset with this.
5. Let’s talk about how liking a picture is now a form of communication. “Have you talked to ____ recently?” “No… but he liked my insta yesterday.” “Uch, that’s annoying.” “I know.” WHAT? So the answer is No. No, you have not talked to him.
Remember those rules we learned in grade school and if you chose to disobey you had to pull a card or go to detention or lose points/gold stars?
Please, for the love of GOD, don’t do these in a restaurant.
You will not agree with everyone – that’s merely a fact of life.
1. Thou shalt not leave your cart in an empty parking spot.
Picky appetizer people ruin meals (and lives).