Working in a one of the ever-busy cafés of this vibrant, extraordinary and sometimes simply strange metropolis for nine months now I feel like this job has helped me document the strangest antics of Londoners.
Of Henry VIII’s famous six wives, there is no doubt who possesses the worst reputation: fifth wife Katherine Howard. Anne Boleyn may be seen as the “Temptress” but is known as innocent of the adultery and incest charges trumped up to separate Henry from Anne and Anne’s head from the rest of her.
Independence was a good run, but maybe let England take us back??
“At 6 o’clock, I like to slip out of my shoes and into something more comfortable, like a drink,” I purred in a clipped British accent, to the amusement of my friends.
Cake is is pudding, ice cream is pudding, anything served for dessert is pudding, even pudding.
Their accent literally melts your face (and underwear) off.
Section 377, stop acting like an insecure 12-year-old. Get out.
13. Not to be rude, but aren’t all Americans fat?
It occurred to me the other day that I love clinging to a sense of anonymity when I write, straying away from vast commentaries on my life or intimate personal details.
Bought an infomercial replica Princess Diana engagement ring.