USA number 1, no more! Also, Mark Wahlberg wants a pardon, Shia LaBeouf gets laughed at for claiming sexual assault, and the U.S. takes its first step towards going to Mars, all in today’s news and web roundup.
Fairytales are only meant to exist in books.
Baby, you got this.
Worry #1: Do I actually know what I’m doing?
So, it would appear I’m “working” here at this seemingly upscale hotel located in the California desert whose name is synonymous with wild, alcohol-fueled, ink-obsessed tweekers, party hipsters and motorcycle chicks.
I work at a recycling center and just the other day someone threw a dead cat into the cardboard shredder.
The situation is a hot mess.
1. The Childhood Bestie.
I suppose it was a whim, or perhaps a Miley Cyrus-esque attempt to shake my innocence, but for one reason or another, I decided to volunteer at an anime convention as a maid.
Stupid email addresses. Seriously people…